Super Sad That Joel Miller Isn’t A Real Man

oh. my. god.

GUYS GUYS GUYS. John Price.

Natasha Romanoff being denied the choice of motherhood is my Roman Empire.

Please be normal

I am not meant for casual love. I was born for soul consuming love and obsession.

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

tag team? put me into every position possible? break my back? bruise my hips? spit in my mouth? growl at me? pull my hair? call me a whore? squeeze my throat? queens? please?

i’m so sorry..

everytime an author on tumblr calls me by a nickname i get all giddy and jump up and down

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit