Tag Team? Put Me Into Every Position Possible? Break My Back? Bruise My Hips? Spit In My Mouth? Growl

if you’re not reading #service dog johnny by @void-my-warranty what are you even doing with your life?

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY THIS IS ???????

“Hey! How are you”

Sick. And tired. Actually ill and sleepy.

Also fucking horny I’m ovulating and have no energy to do anything so I cry

im going feral guys if i dont get a woman with big hips and fat thighs using my face as a throne i might commit a war crime

That extremely hot thing middle aged men do when the weight of the world is crushing them

omg