“Hey! How Are You”

super sad that joel miller isn’t a real man

Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

call me a good girl and my brain will short circuit

So your clit is... where exactly??

I literally squealed so loud when I found out you can unlock skins and play as Jackson Joel in part 1 😭😭 I can gawk at this old man from every angle