I’ll Embrace All Your Versions.

In honor for his birthday PEDRO PASCAL photographed for 'GLADIATOR II'

I literally squealed so loud when I found out you can unlock skins and play as Jackson Joel in part 1 😭😭 I can gawk at this old man from every angle

date idea: stay loyal to me

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it.

gonna re-reblog this when eddie comes back to life in s4 WHICH HE WILL

you stupid fucking idiot i can’t believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. I’ll kill you

this goofy foxy style jumpscare makes me giggle everytime i see it

if you’re not reading #service dog johnny by @void-my-warranty what are you even doing with your life?

he doesn’t need a bath, he needs my tongue!!!!!!

the definition of big brown eyes and YEARNING