Date Idea: Stay Loyal To Me

i just need a pretty fem to match my freak💔😔

super sad that joel miller isn’t a real man

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate

“Hey! How are you”

Sick. And tired. Actually ill and sleepy.

Also fucking horny I’m ovulating and have no energy to do anything so I cry

ME

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

im sobbing

Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.

"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."

i have 2 dreams in life

1. be cancelled that shits funny

2. get a man that looks like this

i wanna lick the grime, and sweat, and dirt, and blood off of every inch of his body and i’m unafraid to say it.

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job