Quick Appreciation For Johnny's Thighs

tag team? put me into every position possible? break my back? bruise my hips? spit in my mouth? growl at me? pull my hair? call me a whore? squeeze my throat? queens? please?

i’m so sorry..

I love men who moan, men who whimper unashamedly in your ear. Men who sob, men who cry, men who bite your neck, your shoulder because you feel so good they can't help but drool a little, men who beg "Please baby, you feel so good", their pretty eyes crystallize, men who like to overstimulate themselves by continuing to come in and out of you, with broken grunts and a scratchy throat.

KRISTEN STEWART on Late Night with Seth Meyers (March 13, 2024)

LEGIT BRO OMG

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up

ME

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

im sobbing

Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.

"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."