The Five Homoerotic Love Languages:

Who let Athena cut his hair 😭😭

(based on MICO's haircut lol)

when the smoke clears

i have a fat crush on my latin teacher but it’s okay because im just a girl and im NOT henry winter

that's so understandable because in my experience all latin teachers have a general air of sleep deprivation and incredibly niche jokes which makes them great crush material

People don't talk about how Richard's only fucking reason for involving himself in a murder witch was comited to cover up a different murder he had literally nothing to do with is because bunny was slightly mean to him

Like the one time someone actually clocks him for his constant lying he decides to go out of his way to help with and even suggested a method for his murder.

more than i wish

i could reach inside of myself

and remove the part of me

that is wrong and hurting

the part that has ruined

so many good days

i wish i could fix for you

every single thing in your life

that makes it less than

you wish it could be

ooh, but love grows

where my rosemary goes

and nobody knows like me

the funniest thing about donna tart saying she didn't want to write a female mc for the secret history because people would wonder if she's doing all this because she's in love with henry is that it made no difference whatsoever. the secret history mc is a man and still we're all wondering if he was in love with henry

I have the most urgent need to be insufferably over-educated. Like i need to read literally every book ever written.

The Secret History by Donna Tartt