Green Men + Daemon As Horrible Dating Site Interactions

If Spider Socorro has a hundred defenders, I’m one of them.

If Spider Socorro has one defender, it’s me.

If Spider Socorro has no defender, I’m dead.

Rhaenyra, you are the father.

they might let baela targaryen be in the dragon show this time even. what a world to live in

Like yeah I get monster are sexy. But what I don't see a lot of is romance.

Like I want to play fetch with a werewolf

I want to cuddle with a naga

I want answer trivia questions with a sphinx

I want to do a dragon's makeup

I want to knit with a giant spider

I want to go clothes shopping with a doppelganger

I want to show off my strength to a bunny boy

I want to sing with a siren

I want to fish with a merfolk

I want to train with an orc

I want to star gaze with a mindflayer

I want to soar with a harpy

I want to LOVE monsters

"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

Made this because this is exactly what I wish I could do to spider (He would bite me if I tried)

💘💘Some Valentines Cards For My HOTD Girls💘💘

Tagging some of my moots to share the love! @targaryenbarbie @fairysluna @islandfantasydream @aemonds-holy-milk @sugarpoppss2 @starogeorgina @fan-goddess @succnfuccubus @officerbrowneyes @dr-aegon @gemini-mama @arcielee @lovelykhaleesiii @targaryen-dynasty @dixie-elocin @madame-fear @namelesslosers

the way concernedape dropped the new update on the first day of spring, which coincides with the first day of the game, was genius

he never knew it was 5 o’lock somewhere 😔