What If Its Like Atsv And Theres Multiple Timelines/genders/versions Of Jonah Magnus And Its The Magnusverse

was just going about my day then I remembered the Good Omens finale. Day effectively ruined.

Desecrated Host

I think every media and every fandom needs a silly queer detective like Benoit Blanc

you want me to open a book?? The same thing that killed Parker Yang???

On episode 34 of hfth and Hector and Jonah.. UGHGGHGHH I'm crying /pos

Speaking of islam or judiasm as if they're significantly different than christianity is illogical

The most manly thing Peter Nureyev has ever done is drown himself in his work to avoid thinking about his emotions

PARABLE WRAPPED 2024

You entered 24744 doors, impressive!

You chose the right door 2916 times. Could’ve been a few more, don’t you think?

You chose the left door 6264 times. Really?

You explored a total of 43 endings. How exciting!

Your favorite ending was the Countdown Ending, which you played 746 times. Do you have something to tell me?

The Skip Button was pressed uh. Hm. There doesn’t appear to be a number here, Stanley… Let’s just ignore this data point. It’s for the best, Stanley!

You went down 52 holes! Seems a little obsessive.

You jumped 38 times. uh. Stanley how did you do that? The Jump Circle gave you 36, did you steal two jumps?!

You created 271 sequels. Stanley, there’s only one sequel, The Stanley Parable: 2. Did you mess with this data?

You experienced freedom exactly zero… Stanley what is this?! You did the Freedom Ending plenty of times, why is there a zero on my screen?!

What? No! Stop laughing! You really did mess with the data didn’t you? Hmph. You couldn’t let me have this one thing, you had to ruin it too.

Well, here’s your final piece of data.

You annoyed me more times than you could even comprehend. How’s that. Don’t look at me like that, Stanley.

Honey don’t feed me I will come back