noosedissident

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hey guys look what I made :D

free to use, my users written on it anyways 👅

hey guys look what I made :D

free to use, my users written on it anyways 👅

“oh the-aftonsparv stop posting about wanting the kar98 rifle carnally” no. brunhilda. is. mine.

Dr. Dog, cat clinician

this got away from me.

Of course men have been fucking other men since the dawn of time.

have you met men?? They are sluts

I can't tell which one I want to be more ahh

Jenna Ortega & Sabrina Carpenter — Met Gala 2025

Found this on Pinterest and felt personally attacked

ugh this diva

that's kind of terrifying. I don't know why but that scares me.

Also random shit today I sung Memento Mori in front of a group of theater kids during karaoke

Baby oh baby they’ve done it again

@mildlyannoyingtheaterkid how do you keep putting out these bangers. Like oh my god this is actually like if Leathermouth did a will wood cover

Baby oh baby they’ve done it again

@mildlyannoyingtheaterkid how do you keep putting out these bangers. Like oh my god this is actually like if Leathermouth did a will wood cover

Fuck OSHA Ima do what I want and I will not accept the consequences of my actions. I f I want to use a welding iron while on a trampoline thats my right as a goddamn merican

im showing this to all my friends

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt predicted both deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

THAN YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IT

FROM THE PEBBLES ON THE BEACH

BIG SHANE SILVA

STALKING IN THE NIGHT

BIG SHANE SILVA

AVENGING HIS SONS KNEES

I will get god to bring Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill back you piece of shit if you don't get him out of here

My fault for Donald Trump sorry chat :/

ooh my god this is sooooooooo good

ZEPHYRRRR STRIKE!!

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

BECAUSE OF ROCKS

FROM THE PEBBLES ON THE BEACH

what about the elvis

Tumblr is either

"The locusts are coming, it's not my fault."

"@satan-offical ?"

"Tag game. Notes game. Let's be moots?"

"FUCK MORIOS, MORIOS CAN SUCK MY DI-"

Or

"sex...SEX 𝒮𝐸Х sᴇx ՏᎬХ 𝕾𝕰Ӽ ꁴ​ꏂꉼ ႽჹX §È× §È× 𝚂𝙴𝚇 ֆɛӼ ＳＥＸ ᎦᏋ೫ 𝖲𝖤𝖷 ՏᎬХ ＳＥＸ 𝓢𝓔𝓧 ႽჹX 𝘚𝘌𝘟 ＳＥＸ ˢᴱˣ ֆɛӼ 𝓢𝓔𝓧 SEX 𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝙎𝙀𝙓-"

Or

"Fuck Trump, fuck ICE."

"...𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨."

"LET'S BE GAY AND DO CRIME."

"...........queeeeeeeeeeeeeeernesssssss.......... "

And I'm afraid there is no in between.

It's the triangle of Lifeblr.

where! I must find

This thought came into my head and now i have to post it

Croaker Elvis

Croaker Elvis

Croaker Elvis

If you have any idea for a name for this concoction please post it

heres the real question. Does it even fucking matter? Porn addiction won't have any negative effects to your health besides maybe lack of exercise, but my addiction to Tumblr also does that so... it's not hurting anyone even the addict.

porn addiction is similar to IQ in that it doesnt exist but if you wanna incorporate the ideas into your fetishes go for it

please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit

reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data

fire ass song

I FORGOT TO BE EXCITED ABOUT BIG SHANE SILVA !!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG SHANE SILVAAAAAAA

I gave in and followed the muppet joker

I keep comparing people to cats and I need to stop cause it feels uncomfortable and sexual to them but to me it's just like you are a silly animal that exhibits asshole behavior