Ugh This Diva

what about the bisexual freaks like me? what shall happen to us oh mistress satan.

"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

Satan gives out free transitions you heard it here first

Oh, you're touch starved? So you won't mind me kicking you in the balls?

That one was intentional however

Y'know given how good conclave was (the movie), hear me out hidden cameras in the Vatican with the tapes edited into a reality T.V. show. I now need name ideas for this hot new T.V. show.

The Real Clergy of the Vatican

Keeping up with the Konclave

The Vatchelor

Post other good (or bad) names for the new hot T.V. show

In all fairness this is my friends not me

how to flirt mcr style????

due to my green day post getting content labeled apparently i have decided to become an even bigger faggot. they cannot stop me.

9/11 to 50 shades of Gray

Y'know the 9/11 to 50 shades of Grey timeline. Well it's bullshit because fucking Buffy the Vampire slayer (T.V. show) came out in the 90s and it is so much closer to twilight. In fact I would say Twilight is trying to be Buffy but failing because it takes it self too seriously. Buffy has just the right amount of serious horror to cheesy 90s television. And Angel is far hotter than any of the twilight boys. Anyway thank you for listening to my TED talk

I gave in and followed the muppet joker