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My friend makes tiny 3d printed bingus (what’s the plural for bingus) and hides them in our school here are the 2 I have

Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.

I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Have a look around

Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found

There are hundreds of Elvii

Some better, some worse

Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis

Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter

There's no need to panic

This isn't a test

Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest

Welcome to the Elvisverse

What would you prefer:

You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis

Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley

Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors

Be funny @clown-elvis

Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis

We got more Elvises with whom to engage

Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside

Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis

Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell

We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley

And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!

Hold on to your socks

There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis

They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley

They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis

Please be advised

There are still so many more

See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley

In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock

There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals

There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official

Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley

Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley

choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2

Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure

They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official

They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather

No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis

But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical

Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official

Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley

Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator

Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker

Could I interest you in Elvises

All of the time?

Lots and lots of Elvises

All of the time

Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis

And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley

Elvii in the Elvisverse

All of the time

after hearing the big Shane Silva song I want all the characters in dndads to have their own theme song

as someone who possesses no other social media it’s a little weird to see the tumble algorithms working in real time to start me done the Elvis rabbit hole

The fact that this is real. Its official jschlatt is god or very good at killing people.

That one was intentional however

yknow accidentally liking your own post is hilarious

Who even are these guys….😂😂😂😂

I found this while trying to look for sodas mcr gives the aura of

nice

Shitty mcr pin I made and put on my will wood beanie

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

Something I did on JS Paint freshman year

The kanji is the Japanese lyrics in the song and I really want to make this into an actual patch

9/11 to 50 shades of Gray

Y'know the 9/11 to 50 shades of Grey timeline. Well it's bullshit because fucking Buffy the Vampire slayer (T.V. show) came out in the 90s and it is so much closer to twilight. In fact I would say Twilight is trying to be Buffy but failing because it takes it self too seriously. Buffy has just the right amount of serious horror to cheesy 90s television. And Angel is far hotter than any of the twilight boys. Anyway thank you for listening to my TED talk

This isn't comedy

Y'know given how good conclave was (the movie), hear me out hidden cameras in the Vatican with the tapes edited into a reality T.V. show. I now need name ideas for this hot new T.V. show.

The Real Clergy of the Vatican

Keeping up with the Konclave

The Vatchelor

Post other good (or bad) names for the new hot T.V. show

I wonder how aware the crew is of this particular ship

lets go girls

🎵 BIG SHANE SILVAAA HE IS A MIGHTY MAN!!! BIG SHANE SILVAAAA HE ALWAYS HAS A PLAN!! ALL THE COWARDS CRUMBLEEE UNDER SUCH A STRONG MAN!! BIG SHANE SILVAAA HE CAN’T BE DEFEATED! BIG SHANE SILVAAA WON’T THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE BE REPEATED!! 🎵

Song is Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The offspring Cat is Cleo

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up