moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
These teenagers scare the living shit out of me
i still can’t tell if this page is a joke or not. huge kudos if it’s a bit because WOW
I'm not fucking joking you fucking misogynist. Teenagers are gonna take over the fucking world and when we do it's your ass that's gonna get kicked
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based on one tumblr post THAT I CAN’T FINDDDD if anyone knows what I’m talking about pls send it thank you thank you
GUYS I FRICKING HATE IMPOSTER SYNDROME. specifically queer imposter syndrome. specifically aspec imposter syndrome. Like am I aroace???? Yes???? Yes?! Yes! Yes I am. I think. I guess. YES. BUT WHAT IF IM NOT. WHAT IF I'M NOT AND I JUST LIED TO EVERYONE THAT I'VE TOLD. but i am. Yeah. But what if im just saying that to convince myself i am but im not. AAAAAAAAAAH. But I am. But it's okay to not be sure!! But ACKKK. what if i wanna date someone eventually. Obviously it's a spectrum but i feel like that would just derail my whole thing. But NO. ack. I've never wanted to like date a specific person but the idea of it is so lovely, like omg. Friendships are incredible. Obviously they have the capacity to be as beautiful as relationships. But I feel like its different somehow?? Idk. The idea of romantic love is amazing. But I don't like anyone. I can't even begin to imagine liking someone. At least no one I know. No offense to like everyone I know but i wouldn't date any of you?? Hello??? Like wdym I'm the outlier here, none if you are attractive, thats your problem hello? SIGH. Anyway. My rant has reconfirmed for myself that I'm aroace. But trust ill be back in a but next time I don't believe myself.
I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw
Happy Pride
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.