Your Uncle Says To You "I'm The One Who Got Your Parents Together. It Was A Hard Dungeon Raid And-".

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

Thanks, Anon!

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Happy Drawtectives Day!! Here’s some fanart of Rosé and Porcino to celebrate💗

OUTER SPACE!!!!!!!

outer space

Hey I have an oc blog

Follow it pls

reading a really good fic then going to check the author’s tumblr and seeing they’re 30+ yo hits like crack

found the perfect fic with the perfect tags but it’s 200k words