The Vibe I Want Daeron To Bring At The Family Function:

Kira from DiU, with Stray cat before it turned into a cat plant. He can have both the blue suit and the pink suit, as a treat 😌

Support group

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

Epic but it's just a DnD game

DM: “The cyclops pulls out a club and takes a swing. Everyone make a dexterity saving throw” Odysseus: “Nat 20!” Eurylochus: “17!” Polites: “That’ll be a nat 1…” *Polites’s miniature is knocked from the board*

DM: “Odysseus walks off with the wind bag. Everyone make a wisdom saving throw” Eurylochus: “…I got a 3” DM: “You gotta see what’s inside that bag” Eurylochus: “But I’m Odysseus’s second in command, surely I’d tru-“ DM: “YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT’S INSIDE THAT BAG”

Odysseus: “I must be a god like you, ‘cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands!” DM: “Make an intimidation check” Odysseus: “…yeah that’s a 1” Circe: “Hermes gave it to you, didn’t he”

Circe: “I roll to seduce Odysseus… 17!” DM: “Not bad! Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throw” Odysseus: “Nat 20, baby!!” DM: “Sorry, Circe, Odysseus really does just love his wife that much”

DM: “A siren appears, wearing Penelope’s face… Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throw” Odysseus: “Another nat 20 let’s gooo-" DM: “Okay so you can just sail on by-" Odysseus: “No no let me roll for persuasion, let’s have some fun with this”

Odysseus: “Please don’t tell me you’re about to do what I think you’ll do” DM: “Roll for persuasion” Odysseus: “…nat 1” DM: “your luck has run out. Eurylochus, steak time. Nom nom nom”

Eurylochus: “But we’ll die” DM: “Roll for persuasion” Eurylochus: “…nat 1” Odysseus: “I know” Eurylochus: “dude come ON-“ DM: *lightning noises*

Odysseus: “If you’re plan’s so great, then why’d you wait to say it?” DM: “Hermes, make a performance check” Hermes: “NAT 20 DARLING” DM: “This campaign is now a Hermes dance party. Ody, you’re fighting those sea monsters on your own while Hermes just tears it up in the corner”

Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?” Odysseus: “Next to my wife” Literally the entire party: “OHHHHHHHHHHH” DM: “THAT’S AN INSPIRATION POINT FOR YOU” *Cut to Odysseus beating every single suitor in the span of like an hour*

Part 2

I almost never cosplay, so might as well share this cunty triangle ✨slaying✨💅 in a different way than his usual murdering

They did NOT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

So who wants to draw me a picture of Loki trying to seduce a rock and be my favorite person ever?

Legolas wears crocs.

~In the Reed keep at day you can feel the young love.~ Rhaenyra and Alicent have a soft moment when they where the only thing that matters.

I dont even remember when I updoaded the wip of this... Welp, I finished it. Now I just have to do the other 2...

I swear I will do it.

So to recap, our Jonthan:

Scurried down a wall lizard fashion

Slammed a shovel into the face of the captor who gaslit and abused him for months

Stolen Dracula’s keys

Stolen some of Dracula’s money

Signed off saying that he intends to climb down a cliff to death or freedom since anything is better than being a vampire

And intending on how you interpret it, he may have done all this with maybe a half-pint of blood in his body.