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croki my beloved

Joss, drop the Croloki edit you fucking coward

Ah yes I wanna see the whole story of Crocki and his brother Alligathor

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

Concept: the Silmarillion, in the style of Lemony Snicket

Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (2014)

remember when cu obtained the record for longest fight against gilgamesh (aside from like the 3-7 business days enkidu fought him i guess) way back in fate route, clocking in at a minimum of 12 hours, in a basement, without any master support, while under a command spell forcing him to use less than his full power in all his first battles with someone, simply because team yuetsu pissed him off that fucking much

Legolas wears crocs.

Te quiero señor que hace el lenguaje de signos 😂

The sign language interpreter was feeling it.

kazoo as spiritual instrument

COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.

side-eye your travel companion and contemplate spending an eternity together

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

Nintendo Characters in Traditional Japanese Art Style made by Ukiyo-e Heroes

113 years ago maurice leblanc posed the question “what if i made your oc and my oc wrestle on a boat 😳and they could perceive one another’s very souls😳” to which arthur conan doyle answered “i hate you. never say this to me again.”

and now look where we are. who had the last laugh, doyle? was it you. or was it the man who decided herlock sholmes and arsene lupin were going to have a nice meal at a restaurant and wrestle on a boat

😭😭I dunno why I did that I’m not even that good in English I’m sure there’s bunch of mistakes. But I still thought that would be funny

I’m so sorry

‘batman: the animated series’ synopsis

written using a predictive text interface

source: ‘batman: the animates series’ synopses

transcript:

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I wonder where "key smash, add vowels and shorten it" would be

the thing about rereading gtn is you realize how well the perspective works in terms of keeping things a mystery on account of gideon’s absolutely clueless himbo brain:

she talks about how rigid and unnatural harrow’s parents are as puppets, meets protesilaus and describes how rigid and unnatural he is in the exact same way, and her only analysis is “well i bet i can take him in a fight”

she zones out right as abigail starts talking to cytherea about communication between the original lyctors (which obviously has major implications) and calls it “boring”

she doesn’t realize corona’s facade even when corona demonstrates MULTIPLE TIMES in front of gideon that she’s incapable of doing typical necromancer things AND ianthe explicitly refers to herself as the singular necromancer of the third to gideon

palamedes also points out that gideon should know how many keys are left in play and she DOESNT because she just hasn’t been paying attention or bothered keeping count

dulcinea also surprises gideon with her perceptiveness and unexpected ability to win TWO keys and harrow even warns gideon she’s dangerous and gideon STILL doesn’t perceive her as a threat cuz hnggg hot lady nice

and it’s very obvious Things are Happening but because gideon dismisses it, we kinda do too. and we aren’t privy to any of the extra insight because our narrator is too busy simping over cougars, blonde bimbos, and her boss to take note of any of the big stuff.

but hey at least she figured out that camilla is ambidextrous and uses dual blades as her primary weapons instead of a rapier?? go you funky jock lesbian! but gideon i am begging you to do some critical thinking babe. if harrow had even half of the information gideon was given gtn would have been over in fifty pages

Mario Chain Chomp Cat Bed made by TemptedBelongings

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

When I tell you I snorted!

How to: Chiton

Hello. Have you ever wanted to dress like this:

Now you can!

Fellow divines, I have scoured google images and made one myself to bring you this tutorial.

Pros:

Very comfy

Literally just one piece of fabric

No sewing required

Can do this by yourself

Easy to put on and take off

Cons:

Gotta make sure it’s wrapped properly so you don’t flash anyone

Let’s get into the tutorial shall we?

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How to Draw Greek Chitons

Artist: Glimja