Fuckin Meee

Okay but what if frogs had wings?

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

fucks sake

Minho: I adore my three cats. All three of them love me so much as well. The three cuddle with me every morning before they get their three meals in their three bowls. THREE.

Felix: Wow Hyung really seems to love his two cats.

Minho: *throws a chair at Felix*

I see it

Ah yes my new and only favorite comics

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

fuckin tRUE

like ??? how r u gonna tell me how to pronounce my own name ?????

Okay people fucking storytime.

So i live in an apartment building, on the second of the two levels.

We have a balcony. Both my parents are tobacco smokers, so when they go out on the patio for a cigarrete, I have 3-6 minutes to do whatever the fuck i want sneakily.

So mom went outside and as she did so, my little sister jumped on the dog. The dog squeaked like a firework and acted the same way, wildly running around the house and knocking over a lamp while my little sister sits on the livivg room floor giggling like a manic. What mom did not know, about the situation however, was that when the dog knocked over the lamp, she knocked over my succulents. Which were hiding... *things*... In the dirt (a set of keys, 3 throwing knives, and a bloody towel. I had a really bloody nose one day from being nervous and the towel was hidden in between the pot and the plant holder itself. The throwing knives were in there for easy access and the keys were hidden there for reasons i cant discuss without getting arrested.)

Anywho. Im hurriedly trying to pick up my stashed items when

A fucking knife is lodged into my shirt lodging into a wall.

My little sister smiled innocently, and then I saw it: my dog had her paw on a fucking stool.

SHE CATAPULTED A THROWING KNIFE AT ME

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