novas-dwelling
Mostly rambling tbh
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MAG 16 will always be one of the funniest episodes to me because it’s essentially
Man with a horrible fear of spiders: I’m going to start taking anti psychotics
Man with a worse fear of spiders: yeah man you fucking crazy couldn’t be me
Started reading the Harry Potter books and actually got mad when I realized it’s in fact canon that Sirius sends his mail with tropical birds and that somehow didn’t make it into the movies
How to feels to realize a hyperfixation of massive proportion is taking root directly into your brainstem and you now have something to make art about for the foreseeable future
People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny
Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please
And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once
Had a nice piece of chocolate and was filled with the overwhelming feeling that life is worth living in the end and there will always be beautiful moments in it all
I’m only just getting into it but from what I can tell the Marauders fandom is just a mass delusion. Not saying this as an insult I am a huge fan of you guys calling Harry Potter’s dad’s friends gay, as a matter of fact it’s downright delightful
Big fan of how Snape does in fact know that lupin is a werewolf when he’s first hired, so of course he’s all passive aggressive about it, but the funniest part is that nobody cares because his ass hates everybody. My guy was beefing with an 11 year old day one, ain’t nobody gonna bat an eye if he suddenly hates the new hire
Fucking hate being fixated on shit. What do you mean I’m nearing tears every time I think about some werewolf guy from a 2000s movie with like 20 minutes of screen time
Watching Severance with your family and watching them in turn realizing with horror that they’re going to have to watch slow burn old man yaoi staring Christopher Walken is an experience I cannot recommend enough
I wish every day that Sirius could’ve had tiktok because I know his ass would’ve loved saying ‘I got that dog in me’
The marauders is one of those fandoms I tried so hard to not even look at because I knew I would become the most annoying person alive. Unfortunately I’m weak as shit and after catching 20 minutes of the half-blood Prince I’m now ass deep in fan fiction and Sirius has his grubby little paws firmly around my brain stem
Do you ever have your mom get annoyed at you and feel the way traitors must have felt before being exiled from Rome
Miles truly doesn’t get enough credit for being the only chill mf on that island. They’ll be like ‘omg will you rescue us?’ And he’ll just go ‘wow, it’s been months get over it girl 🙄'
Haters (my friends) will put me down (suggest that I may have adhd) to sabotage me 😔 ( they care and want the best for me) but we must stay strong ✊😤 (I’m too chickenshit to get tested)
Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that
Anybody else have a celebrity that goes by some absurd nickname in your house for little to no reason. I’ll go first, Timothy Pickelball,
Shoutout all the girls who know an uncomfortable amount about the Beatles
Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you
I would love to see a remake of Twin Peaks where the town people are actually normal, so when coop pulls up saying ‘we’re gonna do spiritual practices to find the killer because it came to me in a dream’ they just go ‘hey man what the fuck are you talking about’
watching twin peaks rn and this guy shouldnt be doing this he shouldnt be here, he should be holding a comically large lollipop or something
Not to be dramatic but I would die for deputy Andy Brennan
Remember when Dale Cooper showed up in his tux for the undercover operation and in the cut to Harry his jaw literally dropped, what was up with that
Harry starting to fall asleep while Cooper reads out Dr Jacoby’s story I’m gonna be sick I HATE them
I have personally never tried crack cocaine but it can’t be that different from the feeling of finding a new doomed gay ship that you were previously completely unaware of
Finally started watching Twin Peaks, who the FUCK is Diane
Nobody has ever served cunt harder than Robin Williams in the 1996 movie ‘The Birdcage’ and I will stake my life on that.