Hoe Tips Masterpost

Hygiene

Wipe front to back… lol

If you want soft feet: soak feet in hot water for 10 min, use a pumice stone to get rid of the dead skin then lotion your feet and put them in socks til the morning

Use men’s razors if you want to shave! (they’re cheaper and better quality than women’s razors)

Shaving Guide: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880628132/major-key-alert-the-perfect-shave?is_related_post=1

Makeup (fuck-proof)

Nivea Men Post-Shave Balm (for primer… legit)

Hourglass Mineral Veil Primer

Becca Ultimate Coverage Complex Cream (foundation)

Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade

Kat Von D Ink Liner

Bobbi Brown Smokey Eye Mascara

Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray

General Tips for Hair and Skin…

Moisturize every day

Exfoliate at least once a week

Exfoliating your lips improves your life 100% trust me

Don’t use shampoos/conditioners with sulfates or silicones

Trim hair every 6 to 8 weeks to have healthy soft ends

Washing your pillowcase every week helps prevent acne

Skincare + Haircare Products

Lush products: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144760685062/pro-tip

DIY Ultimate Brow/Lash Growth Mixture: Mix coconut oil, vitamin E oil, castor oil and Vaseline and mix this all up. Put into an empty (and clean) mascara tube and put this on your brows and eyelashes nightly. If you don’t have a mascara tube to spare, a small container and q-tips will do just fine.

DIY Sugar Scrub: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880744527/talk-about-tripping-okay-fellow-friends-and

Burt’s Bees Coconut Foot Cream???

Natural products to use:

Unrefined virgin coconut oil (on your nail beds, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair mask…)

Tea tree oil (helps with breakouts)

Apple cider vinegar (adding ½ cup to a bath resets your PH and you’ll smell + feel great)

Castor oil (for hair growth)

Shea butter… the best moisturizer

Lifestyle Tips

Put your undies in three categories:

1. I’m getting fucked today

2. I could be spontaneously fucked

3. Getting none today

On the days leading up to your period use a pad or pantiliner in your underwear to prevent staining b/c staining sucks

Shimmer body lotion makes anyone look radiant and sexier tbh

Be a confident hoe

Try to always wear sunscreen

Put perfume behind your ears, decolletage, inside of elbows + knees, wrists & inner thighs

Sleep naked or in a loose shirt when u can

Always Keep These With U

Sweats

Chill hoodie or tee

Comfy shoes

Spare undies

Makeup wipes

Condoms

Pads

Gum

Phone charger

Hairbrush

Hair-ties

Money for transportation

Deodorant

Waterbottle

Lotion

Diet

As ya’ll already know… water. Just drink it whenever you can throughout the day

Green tea

Reduce sugar intake

Cranberry juice (a cup every day)

Vitamin E pills (for healthy hair)

Fruits

Veggies

Sex

Sex tips: http://hotips.tumblr.com/post/141784574773/compilation-of-sex-tips

NEVER…

Go to bed with wet hair unless you wanna wake up to a world of frizz

Put oil on your lady after-shave if you plan on having sex later. Oil deteriorates condoms. Apply coco butter instead

Put lemon on your face!

Put sugar on your vag (yeast infection) or face (causes micro-tears, your facial skin is too sensitive for the large grains of sugar)

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9 years ago

Hi I'm new in this fansite thing and I don't know how in your fansite theme #2 how I can put my pictures in the affiliates, still appears the original of the theme and in projects how i can put my own pictures? please

Hi! Find this in your code:

Select the image url:

Then click on this and Theme assets

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And then next to your image file click on Replace:

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9 years ago

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follow these steps!

go to ao3

hover over “Post” and choose “New work”

scroll down until you see this

UM QUICK QUESTION HOW TF DO YOU DO CHAPTERS ON AO3 LIKE IM SO CONFUSED IVE NEVER POSTED BEFORE AND IM

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nowaayjose

10 years ago

what website do u use for steven universe again i remember seeing it but i forgot😬

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HEY summer is over and WINTER IS COMING get your cozy outfits now :)

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nowaayjose

9 years ago

Hi! I don't actually like 5sos tbh but I wanted to try them. I wanted to ask if you'd be able do make a little "guide" of the band for me? Like what should I start from, what do I have to know about them? I just need to know I'm not wasting my time!

uhm !! oh my god this is a hard question. first ! i would make sure you like the music of course. i mean to be honest if i was just starting out, i’d sit down and basically click on videos on mukenope’s video list because it’s amazing and has everything and you can get a good sense of their personality from old keeks and recent interviews, etc.! videos are definitely the way to go. also, old twitcams. OH YOU SHOULD WATCH MY FAVOURITE TWITCAM well it’s not my favourite-favourite but my favourite twitcam moment ever happens about 32 minutes in when someone knocks on the door

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