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The lip color is so 🔥

Just gonna throw this out there @trombonin @marchingmywaydowntown

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

Don’t 👏 come 👏 out 👏 of 👏 your 👏 cage 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 not 👏 doing 👏 just 👏 fine

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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married 

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

me: hey where’s the bathroom person from California: well, take a right out the front door, get into an uber, take the 101 to the 110, get back on San Vicente, take it to the 10 then la cienega north, switch over to the 405 and let it dump you out to mulholland, look for Lowe’s, the one on Pinko, go down sunset and runyon canyon, take a left in the lot and look for Ethan. ask him how to get to the in n out in Burbank, then cut across tahini to chop off a solid ten minyutes. get on the 5, switch to the 73 to where it connects to the 45, when you see Disney Concert Hall, stop and GET OUT me: thanks. i’ll piss in the yard

Ghostbusters BtS.

Me in biology class

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

Praise Kink- Part Two

In which Harry’s debut album has been released, and y/n knows just how to celebrate. 

A/N: FINALLY. It doesn’t even feel real that I’m finally posting this thing.  I’ve been hyping this up since like, April so I really hope its good and you all love it.  If you thought part one was filthy… you’re in for a treat.

PLEASE DO *NOT* REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION 

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i only wanna talk to you

ch. 9 - “the day we took a trip” by drunklukes on ao3

pairing: cashton

warnings: drug use, nsfw

“This is us, Calum. This is our story, from beginning to now, all of my favorite moments. The ups and the downs. The good and the bad. Mostly the good, though, because there’s hardly ever a bad moment with you. I mean, yeah, you fart a lot and it smells, but I’ve gotten used to that.” He pauses to giggle at his own joke again, a sweet, high-pitched sound that make Calum’s heart flutter.

or ashton leaves to work on his documentary and leaves calum recordings of his favorite memories with him

Innocent. [NSFW]

The one where you accidentally send a dirty text to Harry at work and he comes home to remind you who’s boss. 

A/N: we all know how i feel about dom!harry, and this time I decided to add some aftercare at the end as well. this was written in about 5 hours so please be kind because it has been very roughly edited but i am very happy with how it turned out :) feedback is appreciated as always and THANK YOU FOR READING!!!! xx

words: ~4k

warnings: daddy kink mentions, dom!harry, dirty talk, etc

who: harry and y/n 

You shifted uncomfortably in your seat again, glancing down at the dim screen of your phone for the time. Minutes had dragged on into hours, and now you were convinced that time had stopped altogether.

Seated behind the soundboard and its rainbow of buttons and knobs, you looked on as the sound producers carefully listened to Harry’s vocals, adjusting things as he sang through the chorus of a new song for the umpteenth time. It was just him in the booth now, as Mitch and Adam had already recorded a majority of their tracks, and the girls were working in another studio to mix their harmonies for Harry.

It was nothing more than a normal day at the studio.

A very dull day, you decided.

You’d woken up that morning with a itch in your tummy you knew only Harry could help solve, that he could reach, but he’d already bounded out of bed at the sound of his alarm, eager to get in and “get working.” The usual tricks you played to get him to stay in bed just a little longer had failed to work (even batting your eyelashes and smiling sleepily, pretending to be so pure hadn’t phased him), and you were left with a buzz inside of you that would only prove to be more distracting as the day progressed.

So now you sat there, watching him sing to his heart’s content, cosy in an oversized jumper and a bit of scruff on his chin. Harry’s eyes were closed, lost in the melodies he’d written out straight from his heart, and the look on his face was absolutely cruel.

Though his outfit was more relaxed than he left most see him in, his hands were faithfully dotted with rings and rudely exaggerated the veins running through them. It was as if he’d chosen them specifically to frustrate you from a distance and was playing innocent just to see how far he could push you.

He flashed a few smiles your way throughout the process, looking amused with himself after each take. You played along, giving your best grins back and even a cheesy thumbs up at one point, but you didn’t know how much longer you’d be able to sit here and watch him looking like that.

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Rolling

Rating: M (There’s smut, kids! No one under 18!)

Request: Stoner!Cal. It’s a lot, guys. Inspired by that picture. Includes a very light bit of choking (not really enough to mention but still mentioning it) and unprotected sex (remember, don’t do that!).

Word Count: 2k

The playlist that Calum made with moments like this in mind is fading into background noise as your thoughts drift and your eyes focus on the tendrils of smoke pouring past his lips. You can’t remember what assignment you’d been stressed about only a few hours earlier as you watch the way his tongue darts out to wet his bottom lip and you can’t say that you mind.

His fingers are gentle against your skin, tracing the few pieces of ink he can reach with only your legs thrown over his lap, as he takes another hit and turns his head to face you. When he sees your eyes already on him, Calum grins and holds the joint out for you to take. When you shake your head, he hums thoughtfully before he places it in the ashtray, nudges your legs from his lap, and reaches out for you, his calloused fingers warm against your skin. He gently tugs until you’re situated on his lap before he moves one hand to cup your cheek, his palm gentle against your skin, and allows the other to drop to the top of your thigh.

“Hi,” he hums, a grin on his lips as you lean in and press your forehead to his.

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Masterlist

Stories contain some type of sexual reference or smut unless labeled otherwise.x

Harry:

Why Did You Go?

In which Y/N leaves her best friend Harry for three years, who is in love with her.(requested)

Ashton:

So Much For The Wait

Chapter from an unpublished fanfic.

Stunning

In which Y/N is Ash’s best friend and thinks he’d never go for her because of her race.(No smut)

Art

In which artist!ashton uses Y/N as his muse during the early sunrise.(requested)

Luke:

Didn’t Think It’d Go This Far

In which Y/N meets fratboy!Luke and cheats on her boyfriend. 

Baby

In which Y/N is in love with her best friend Luke.(requested)

Forgetting You

Part two to Don’t Touch Me found on prompts masterlist below.(no smut)

How Do You Love Me

In which Luke and Y/N discuss, and show, how they love each other

A Jealous Halloween

In which Luke isn’t pleased with Y/N’s Halloween costume and gets jealous at a party.

Calum:

Best Friend’s Brother

In which Y/N has sex with her best friend’s nerdy brother, Calum.(requested)

I’m Sorry

In which Y/N and Calum get into an argument before his soccer game.(requested)

Say Something

In which Y/N is in love with her best friend Calum but doesn’t have the courage to tell him. 

Michael:

Never Be Ashamed

In which Y/N is in love with her best friend, Michael, but fears he’d never go for her because of her weight.(requested)

Promptlist

Still accepting requests!!

Prompts Masterlist

Updated: October 22, 2018

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Lashton Threesome::: Lessons

Pairing: Ashton, Luke, and Y/N

Word Count: 5.9k+

Rating: So. Much. Smut.

Requested:It was indeed

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