Rating: M (There’s smut, kids! No one under 18!)
Request: Stoner!Cal. It’s a lot, guys. Inspired by that picture. Includes a very light bit of choking (not really enough to mention but still mentioning it) and unprotected sex (remember, don’t do that!).
Word Count: 2k
The playlist that Calum made with moments like this in mind is fading into background noise as your thoughts drift and your eyes focus on the tendrils of smoke pouring past his lips. You can’t remember what assignment you’d been stressed about only a few hours earlier as you watch the way his tongue darts out to wet his bottom lip and you can’t say that you mind.
His fingers are gentle against your skin, tracing the few pieces of ink he can reach with only your legs thrown over his lap, as he takes another hit and turns his head to face you. When he sees your eyes already on him, Calum grins and holds the joint out for you to take. When you shake your head, he hums thoughtfully before he places it in the ashtray, nudges your legs from his lap, and reaches out for you, his calloused fingers warm against your skin. He gently tugs until you’re situated on his lap before he moves one hand to cup your cheek, his palm gentle against your skin, and allows the other to drop to the top of your thigh.
“Hi,” he hums, a grin on his lips as you lean in and press your forehead to his.
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Hi I'm new in this fansite thing and I don't know how in your fansite theme #2 how I can put my pictures in the affiliates, still appears the original of the theme and in projects how i can put my own pictures? please
Hi! Find this in your code:
Select the image url:
Then click on this and Theme assets
Then click on Add a file and upload your image:
And then next to your image file click on Replace:
And do that for every image. It’s the same for projects :)
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personal letters written by famous people
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Shakespeare insult generator
watch traffic
delete yourself from certain sites
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who would win a fight between ____ & ____
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Hey there, do you know what vid it is where the boys are doing those circus like stunts? With the ropes in the air? I think it was with Vevo.
This one, I think!
She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg
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for cutesymichael, or anyone else who wants to write a BDSM relationship but is unsure of important dynamics.
BDSM is an acronym, a shortened version of BD/DS/SM. This stands for Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, and Sadism & Masochism.
Here’s a really good guide to BDSM if you’re looking for a quick but in depth read. Wikipedia also has a lot of really good information on it. Video Guide
What is BDSM and Its History?
Why 50 Shades is An Inaccurate Portrayal
Safe, Sane, and Consensual
Safe Words
Terminology for Beginners
Terminology Glossary
Beginners Tips for BDSM
Why BDSM Is Not The Same As Abuse/DV
Manners & Etiquette
Limits
What is Collaring?
How To Be a Dominant
The Eight Types of Domination
How To Be a Good Submissive // and here
Submissive vs. Slave vs. Pet
I’m a Submissive: So What Is My Worth?
Top vs. Bottom vs. Switch
What Is Total Power Exchange?
Subspace
What The Heck Is Subdrop?
Topspace/Domspace
What The Heck Is Domdrop/Top Guilt?
AFTERCARE
Hang On, There’s TYPES of Aftercare?
What Is A Mentor And Why Do I Need One?
Negotiation of a Scene
What is a “Scene” & How Do I Plan One?
Types of Play
Spanking 101
Flogging 101 // (techniques) // (demonstration)
Rope Basics
Dungeon Etiquette and Play Parties
How to Approach a Dom
BDSM In Long Term Relationships/Marriage
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