ch. 9 - “the day we took a trip” by drunklukes on ao3
pairing: cashton
warnings: drug use, nsfw
“This is us, Calum. This is our story, from beginning to now, all of my favorite moments. The ups and the downs. The good and the bad. Mostly the good, though, because there’s hardly ever a bad moment with you. I mean, yeah, you fart a lot and it smells, but I’ve gotten used to that.” He pauses to giggle at his own joke again, a sweet, high-pitched sound that make Calum’s heart flutter.
or ashton leaves to work on his documentary and leaves calum recordings of his favorite memories with him
How to use Duos, Trios, Quads, Quintets???! (A few basic shapes that work with all eye shapes)
The first thing I always tell people when it comes to eye shadow application is - find your socket line. And learn to separate that from your crease.
There is a myth about applying shadows “on/within your crease”. Well that’s fine if you have very defined, even, thick lid folds. But if you have hooded eyes, mono-lids, or smaller lids where the crease is either not visible or not high enough, many eye-shadow looks can be very unflattering or they simply disappear when you open your eyes.
What to do? Simply replace the word “crease” with “socket line” from today on. If you have mono-lids and hooded lids, it’s important to blend your shadows UP TO your socket line at least. That not only defines your natural contours but also widens the eye.
Your socket line is where your eyeball dips into your orbital bone. Close your eyes and feel for it.
Flattering eyeshadow looks are all about “creating shadow and light” in the right places. Even if your eye contours aren’t very defined naturally, placing a bit of deeper color along your socket line and a pale shade in the center of your lid will create the illusion of more pronounced contours without making you look too dramatic.
I DON’T recommend creating a fake socket line higher or lower than your natural one. It can go very very wrong unless you’re an absolute pro.
Many times we use brushes that are way too big or fluffy. If you have small lids or eyes, a smaller, round-ferrule pencil brush like the one from 13rushes can make life a lot easier. Go for the flatter, wider brushes if you have a bigger lid space to work with.
Now that we’ve got that covered, you can get back to the question of “what the heck do I do with this palette that has 2-3-4-5 shades?!” and look at the images above as a reference for where colors go.
Don’t be restricted by the image with the 4 shadow palettes and the labels on each of the shades. It’s there as a reference but the best thing is to look at the eye charts, because you can use any 2 shades in a quad or a 5-color palette as a duo using a DUO diagram.
Steps don’t include liner (optional) and mascara, so you just add them later.
THESE ARE NOT RULES. They’re just basic guidelines for those who aren’t too familiar with eye makeup yet.
Lastly, when looking for eyeshadow palettes, here are some beginners’ tips:
My palette has one cream/liner/glitter shade! Well, take those out of the equation and see how many regular shadows are left. If there are 3, shadows left, follow the TRIO diagram. If there are 2, follow the DUO diagrams.
Erm, so what do I do with base/liner/glitter shades? Apply the base all over from lash line to socket bone before you begin (you don’t need to go all the way to your brows unless you want a dramatic look). For glitter shades, you can apply them as a wash all over when you’re done with the rest of your eyeshadows, or down the center of the eye for a “wet look” when you blink. Liner shades are self explanatory!
DUOS: look for those where 1 shade is the same lightness or lighter than your skin color, and 1 shade is darker/smokier. Doesn’t matter if they are metallic, shimmery, matte, sparkly. For most basic daily makeup looks, you just need a light and dark to define your eyes.
All palettes: make sure there is a “balance of light to dark shades”. This means at least 1 softer shade and at least 1 dark shade that is deep enough to act as a definer shade. (There are a lot of palettes where all 3-4 shades are pretty shimmery pastels. Well, sorry but they’ll look nicer on your vanity table than on your face. You need a darker shade there for definition and contouring in order for the palette to look flattering.
QUADS: What do you do if there are 2 pale shades? Which should you apply on your brow bone, and which as an accent in the center of your eye? The less shimmery/sparkly one on the brow bone, and the more dramatic and reflective one on the center of the eye. If they’re about the same texture, then it doesn’t matter which you use where.
5-6 SHADE PALETTES: Many people find them overwhelming, but you really don’t need to wear all the colors everyday. You can pick 2-3 shades and wear them as a duo or trio (See diagrams) easily. So they actually give you the most options!
Some Idiot-proof Eyeshadow recommendations:
Duos: Laura Mercier eyeshadow duos. Always well coordinated, with 1 soft/matte shade and 1 darker, richer one. Takes the guess-work out of eyeshadow application.
Trios: A lot of drugstore brands like Wet n Wild Color Icon have pre-coordinated trios with the shades marked out as lid, crease, browbone for you. Just remember “crease” = socket line. In the higher end range, Dior’s 3 Couleurs are beautifully coordinated and easy to use and blend.
Quads: Tom Fords and Chanels have some of the easier to use luxe quads in the market, but if you’re going for the Tom Fords, remember to minus out the sparkle shades. (E.g. 01 Golden Mink is what I’d consider a duo, not a quad, because there are 2 sparkle shades out of the 4, and I’d apply the 2 satin shades using one of the DUO diagrams above, and then decide how I want to apply the sparkles.)
**Laneige Pure Radiant eyeshadow quads (S$40) are a fantastic alternative - not dupes cos there are no exact palette matches, but great alternatives - for Tom Fords (S$100) because the satins and glitter textures, as well as a few of the shades, are actually very very similar. If you love the look of TFs but find the prices a little steep in Asia, take a look at the Laneige counter! See for yourself!
Quintets: Lancome’s Hypnose palettes are still one of my favorites. They usually have the BEST balance of dark and light shades, and they’re perfectly coordinated with each other, so you can pick any 2-3 shades out of the 5 and go.
**Diors are a good option if you have more mature lids or prefer smoother, more translucent pigments but the 5 couleurs are’t as well-balanced as Lancomes, so unless you’re very experienced and know how to add definition using liner and mascara, I’d pick a few colors and use these palettes as duos and trios rather than a quintet.
If you want to break the rules completely and do it like makeup artists do sometimes, NARS’ duos are pretty much on the opposite spectrum to Laura Mercier.
They do have light vs dark shades too, but there are also tons of funky clashing duos designed for maximum drama on the lids. Stuff like Rated R (lime and blue) and Bysance (yellow and violet) can still be applied using the 2 DUO diagrams above, but the final effect will be VERY bold. Probably better for the club than for school or work.
Skirts Picks
Vintage Rose Jacquard High Waist Pleated Skirt
Fashion Women A-line Gathered Waist Mini Skirt
Sweet Chic Bows Embellish Organza Tulle Elastic Waist Skirt
Vintage Floral Print High Waist Pleated Midi Skirt
Spindrift Print Tie Dye A-Line Skirt
Blue Oil Painting Print Flare A-Line Skirt
Red Galaxy Print Tie Dye A-Line Skirt
High waist Galaxy Tie Dye Pleated Mini Skirt
Van Gogh Painting Print A-Line Skirt
Tumblr T - Shirts
Donut Crop Top T-shirt
Black Trim & Pocket White Crop T-shirt
Eyebrow Caption T-Shirt
Dont care T-Shirt
Equality T-Shirt
Sarcastic T-Shirt
“Emergency” bag for your locker ideas:
Chapstick
Hand lotion
Extra headphones
Tissues
Tylenol/midol
Feminine products
Hand sanitizer
Cough drops
Sunglasses
Sunscreen
Comfortable sweater/jumper
Safety pins (possible wardrobe malfunctions)
Lint roller
A little extra money
Re-usable water bottle
Extra pen/pencil
Wet wipes
Mints/gum
Travel sized mouthwash or breath strips,
Mini toothbrush for after lunch
Tweasers
Mini mirror
Extra pair of comfy socks (if it rains and your socks get soaked)
Plenty of hair ties/elastics
Bobby pins
Hair clips
Bandaids
Deodorant
Extra set of house keys (if you forget yours at home)
Perfume
Tide to go (In case you spill something on your clothes)
So for my fellow Northern hemisphere dwellers, it’s nearly summer. That means it is probably starting to get hot. Skirt season! Hot damn!
But YE GODS, THE THIGH CHAFING. Sweat plus friction equals pain, redness, and extremely unhappy legs. If you have experienced the dreaded ‘chub rub’, you know how much it fucking sucks.
Not anymore, bitches.
Slap on a pair of Bandelettes. They come in black, white, red, beige, and brown if you want lace – and trust me, you want lace – or black and beige if you want a solid fabric like the ones pictured above. But the lace is sexy as fuck. Trust me. Go with the lace. It isn’t the horrible and itchy stuff, it’s nice.
So what you do is you measure your thigh right at where the chafing happens, right at the thickest part of your leg. You compare that to the Bandelettes sizing chart, you pick your size, and you’re off. I bought a pair (Beige Onyx, size C) and they don’t move around on me. No slipping. But also, no digging in! I can wear these for hours and they’re still very comfy.
You slide them up into position and they just… stay there. And they protect your gorgeous thighs from the ravages of summer rubbin’.
They’re lightweight, so you don’t feel like you’re wearing a ton of extra fabric. They’re washable – handwash and hang dry, but still washable! Did I mention they’re sexy as fuck?
SEXY. AS. FUCK.
Seriously, if thigh chafing is an issue for you, try these. I am loving my pair so far.
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In which Harry’s debut album has been released, and y/n knows just how to celebrate.
A/N: FINALLY. It doesn’t even feel real that I’m finally posting this thing. I’ve been hyping this up since like, April so I really hope its good and you all love it. If you thought part one was filthy… you’re in for a treat.
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So I saw that sticksstonesandheckno wanted someone to send her a playlist of sexy songs and I just so happen to have one already made, but it’s too long to send in an ask, so I thought i’d just post it on my blog. Plus, that way everyone can see it and use it if they want.
There’s a pretty good mix of sappy love songs and intense/weird rock songs (a lot of which would be good to have sex to if you were intoxicated). Keep in mind that these are mostly based off of my own tastes in music, so not everyone will like this playlist, but for those that do, enjoy :)
Sex Playlist: 1. I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys 2. Lay Me Down - Sam Smith 3. XO - Beyoncé 4. Pacific time - Packy 5. Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding 6. Mad Sounds - Arctic Monkeys 7. Haunted - Beyoncé 8. Mirrors - Justin Timberlake 9. When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin 10. Babe I’m Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin 11. Partition - Beyoncé 12. Find Your Love - Drake 13. Band On the Run - Paul McCartney & Wings 14. Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys 15. No.1 Party Anthem - Arctic Monkeys 16. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica 17. November Rain - Guns n Roses (kinda) 18. Stay With Me - Sam Smith 19. Young Lust - Pink Floyd Also pretty much the entire Dark Side of the Moon album by Pink Floyd would be good to have sex to if you were on drugs
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