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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

5SOS WORKOUT CHALLENGE

✗ She looks so perfect: 

5 squats

60 second plank

10 crunches

10 push-ups

20 jumping jacks

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✗ Heartbreak girl:

15 crunches

20 push-ups

15 lunges

20 squats

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✗ Dont stop:

30 mountain climbers

20 jumping jacks

20 bicycle crunches

25 calf rises

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✗ End up here:

20 jumping jacks

60 second plank

10 squats

10 push-ups

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✗ Social Casualty:

40 russian twists

20 leg lifts

25 push-ups

10 squats

25 calf raises

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✗ Good girls:

60 second plank

45 second high knees

20 jumping jacks

15 squats

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✗ Daylight:

10 push-ups

15 leg lifts

40 second high knees

45 crunches

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✗ Greenlight:

20 v-ups

40 russian twists

30 jumping jacks

30 second high knees

are those survey site even real? i tried i-say and opinion outpost but they only offered gift cards, WHICH I NEVER GOT :/

Yes omg some are actually real and do PAY YOU IN CASH, but you have to be careful and find the right ones. People advertising the ones you mentioned forget to say that they’re scammy/only offer gift cards.

This website is the only one I use; they have actually paid me twice via PayPal and have never asked me for personal bank information and such. You have to confirm your e-mail if you want the $5 welcome bonus :)

best foods for clear, glowing skin

~ incorporate these foods into your diet to enhance the quality of your skin ~

berries

peppermint/peppermint tea

green tea

oatmeal

nuts

tomatoes (cooked is best for skin)

fennel

red grapes

beetroot

brown rice

(some) soy products

legumes

kale

avocado

garlic

broccoli

dark chocolate

pomegranate

peppers/capsicums

sunflower seeds

kidney beans

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

Imagine how you might feel if your wildest and most wonderful fantasies were brought to life. That’s probably how a child would feel if their drawings of strange and wondrous characters were turned into real-life plush toys, which is exactly what Budsies does.

Budsies takes children’s drawings and reinterprets them as 16-inch-tall hypoallergenic plush toys – but they’ll take playful adults’ drawings, too.

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

Dish soap

Laundry detergent

All-purpose cleaner

Hand soap

Broom

Mop

Wash cloths / rags

Vacuum

Dustpan

Lint roller

Sponges

KITCHENWARE

Plates

Bowls

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Glasses

Mugs

Tongs

Spatula

Plastic wrap

Ziplock baggies

Garbage bags

Paper towel

Tupperware

Ice tray

Oven mitts

Potato peeler

Mixing bowls

Frying pan

Pot

Baking sheet

Whisk

Stirring spoons / ladels

Tea infuser ball

Measuring cups

Strainer

Cutting board

Coffee maker

Kettle

Toaster

Magnets

Dry erase markers

Sticky notes

Microwave

Wire sponge

Trash bin

Recycling bin

Rubber gloves

Silverware organizer

Measuring spoons

Aluminum foil

Wax paper

Can opener

Bottle opener

Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

Sofa

Rocking chair (you know you want one)

Loveseat

Coasters

Blankets

Throw pillows

Coffee table

Book shelves

TV

TV stand

Floor lamp

End table

Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

Mattress

Box spring

Bedframe

Linens

Sheets

Comforter

Hangers

Laundry hamper

Trash bin

Curtains

Pillows

Pillow cases

Night table

Alarm clock

Lamp

Dresser

Coat rack

Desk / vanity

Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

Dining table

Minimum of 2 chairs

Coasters

Placemat

Tablecloth

Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

Face clothes

Towel

Soap bar

Body wash

Shampoo

Conditioner

Tissues

Toilet paper

Trash bin

Plunger

Toilet cleaner

Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds

Hydrogen peroxide

Antibacterial ointment

First-Aid kit

Tweezers

Nail clippers

Band-aids

Shower rod

Shower curtain

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Floss

Period products

Bathmat

Air freshener

Trash bin

Towel rod

Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

Elastic bands

Stapler

Stables

Paper clips

Needles and thread

AA / AAA batteries

Light bulbs

Extension cords

Scotch tape

Duct tape

Shovel

Rake (if you have a yard)

Stain remover

Jar of courters for laundry mat

Screw drivers

Hammer

Nails

Sticky tack

Screws

Box cutter / X-acto

Pliers

Wrench

Pens

Paper

Pencils

Pencil sharpener

Eraser

Welcome matt

Shoe rack

Coat rack

Flashlight

Flashlight batteries

Watch batteries

Rechargeable batteries and charger

Safe place to discard dead batteries

Candles

Matches

Lighter

Mini travel fans

Real fans

Emergency Survival kit

Fire extinguisher

Landline phone

Window air conditioner

Carbon monoxide alarm

Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

Mustard

Ketchup

Mayo

Salt

Pepper

Baking soda

Flour

Eggs

Milk

Bread

Olive oil

Tea

Jam

Peanut-butter

Coffee grounds

Cereal

Rice

Pasta

Vegetable soup

Tomato sauce

Frozen vegetables

Crackers

Chickpeas / lentils

Apples

Oranges

Granola bars

Juice

Hot chocolate mix

Frozen meats

remember: if you’re attending a school that gives you a .edu email address, you can upgrade your amazon.com account to prime for free by going on and choosing the college/student membership. that means you get the prime 2-day shipping and even some textbook discounts (not to mention AFAIK you enjoy the amazon instant access for free for the duration of your edu email being active)

August 2015 edition of Rhythm Magazine

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

 Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

 Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

 Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

 Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

 Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

 Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

 Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality. 

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

Hi! I don't actually like 5sos tbh but I wanted to try them. I wanted to ask if you'd be able do make a little "guide" of the band for me? Like what should I start from, what do I have to know about them? I just need to know I'm not wasting my time!

uhm !! oh my god this is a hard question. first ! i would make sure you like the music of course. i mean to be honest if i was just starting out, i’d sit down and basically click on videos on mukenope’s video list because it’s amazing and has everything and you can get a good sense of their personality from old keeks and recent interviews, etc.! videos are definitely the way to go. also, old twitcams. OH YOU SHOULD WATCH MY FAVOURITE TWITCAM well it’s not my favourite-favourite but my favourite twitcam moment ever happens about 32 minutes in when someone knocks on the door

How to see Aura

get a white paper, or if you have a white wall, it serves well too

1. Put your hand in front of the white paper or white wall  2. Pick one finger to look 3. Stare and the border of the finger 4. First you will start by seeing a trasparent contour around the finger 5. After a while you start seeing some color

PS.: Who is not used to it might take some time but keep starring… I advise you to try it at least for one minute if your eyes get tired then after a few minutes if you didnt have results do it another day repeat it every day untill you get i can tell if you follow these steps seriously you will get there.

Colors:

Red: related to material. Usually people that attract money easy, that can handle wealth well, enthusiastic

Blue: Spiritual,  balanced, relaxed, communicators, singers, intelligent, intuitive, healers

Indigo: psychic, intuitive, empathy, sensivity

Rainbow: healer, medium

Purple: spiritual, creative, artistical, philosophical, love to learn, connected with nature, psychic

Yellow: analytical, intelligent, scientists, good with perception, decisive

Pink: loving, giving, family oriented, strong psychic abilities, writers, anti-conflicts

green aura: hard working, creative, stable, practical, successful in business, generosity

Orange: kind, honest, sensible, quick to lose their temper, confident

white/silver: sensitivity, intuitive, psychic, spiritual, lucky

Gold: love attention, beauty, attract affection from others, great listeners, 

Brown: lack of confidence, selfishness, deception

Black aura: depression, hatred, negativity

The white, indigo, blue and violet are said to be the higher frequencies… One might have more then one aura color… Aura can change the color or the shade… It’s a spiritual field that reflects the spiritual level of a person… If a person changes too much the color of the aura might change too. But also it’s common to someone to never change it’s aura color.

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To the Anon who has prom coming up, CuteGirlsHairstyles has some really cute styles for dances and sports and stuff.

^^^^^^^^yo

41 different 5SOS phone cases for iPhone and Galaxy 

You can get any of these by clicking here

If you want to see the quality of any of these products, click here and see some pictures from customers. You will find lots of other products such as t-shirts, ipad cases, mugs, throw pillows, stickers, and much more.

I accept requests, just come on my askbox and ask! Any question, feel free to ask as well!

Thank you so much, I hope you guys like my arts!

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

Pokemon + 5sos Stickers/Prints are now available at my redbubble store! 

Here’s the Link!!

The link I was referring to was for the clushton fic woth like French daddy luke and something else but I don't quite remember. ? I'm sorry this is no help. Really any clushton links would be amazing. Or bottom!ash. YeAh that nice too. Love your blog btw. One of my favorites. X

It was actually daddy!Ashton & french!Luke but I haven’t read it, anyway here ya go!!

I've never watched anime before, which would you suggest I watch to start?

depends on the genre!! idk what u would be into but i can list some? also i haven’t watched a single series since like 2011 so forgive me, these are old. bolding my faves!

slice of life 

A-Channel (this is also yuri–aka lesbians)

Azumanga Daioh

Bokura ga Ita

Clannad

Hana-Saku Iroha

Kaichou wa Maid-sama

Kimi ni Todoke

K-On!

Lucky Star

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

NANA

Ouran High School Host Club

Strawberry Marshmallow

Strawberry Panic (yuri, very gay)

Usagi Drop (SUPER!!!! CUTE!!!!!!!)

Working!!

Action/Violence

Angels Beats (SO GOOD AND FUNNY BUT ALSO FUCKIN SAD)

Black Rock Shooter (this is like a movie, not a show)

Blood+ (if you like vampires and drama. I’ve watched this like 3 times)

Cowboy Bebop (a classic)

Fullmetal Alchemist (the best anime in the world probably)

Gunslinger Girl (preteens that are assassins. badass)

Vampire Knight (well not rlly action, but all about vampires and stupid drama)

Mystery

Death Note

Eden of the East

Gosick (LOVED THIS)

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (this is EXTREMELY violent and doesn’t make sense until the 2nd season)

Kaidan Restaurant (no central plot, every episode is smth new and mysterious)

Monster (a very serious anime I can’t even explain how much I loved it)

Paranoia Agent (this is more psychological than mystery but w/e)

Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (extremely violent; makes no sense and will never make sense)

Magical girl

Gakuen Alice (ok this doesn’t count as magical girl but all of the kids at the school have super powers and it’s so CUTE and funny)

Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica (starts off cute but will kill you softly)

Shugo Chara (has over 100 episodes but it’s super cute)

If you wanna see the rest of my list, here it is

@FullFrontal: New episode of #FullFrontal drops tomorrow!!! It’s #TheRoyalBean w/ special guests @5SOS!!! http://itunes.com/FullFrontal 

@FullFrontal: Here are all the ways to listen to us talk weird news, chat with @5SOS, & play #AreYouSmarterThanJack w/ @tyszal: http://fullfrontalradio.com/listen/

you're the yellow bird that i've been waiting for

pairing: luke/ashton, michael/calum (minor)

summary: Ashton knew this whole timer thing was absolutely ridiculous. He knew there had to be flaws in the whole ‘your timer will stop when you look your soulmate in the eyes for the very first time’ thing. After all the timers have been around since practically forever. There’s bound to be cracks in such an ancient system.

He just would’ve preferred it if the universe hadn’t confirmed his suspicions by pulling this stupid stunt.

This stupid stunt being Ashton sitting on the couch, in front of his TV at 2 am in the morning, watching MTV, staring dumbly at his timer that has just hit zero. The flickering lights of the TV throw shadows over the thin white lines of the zeros and no matter how Ashton holds his arm, the zeros stay.

or, ashton discovers a flaw in the soulmate system and spends the upcoming years pining over someone who doesn’t know he exists.

a/n: this fic is something ive been working on for the past few weeks and that couldn’t have existed without the help of my always amazing squad (femmeashton, punkcaluhm, pizzawithlashton and mpregashton) <3333

read here

Ok here's another pubic hair question soz. Basically I prefer to shave because I find it more comfortable, but I'm really bad at it and I always end up with lots of red spots and marks all over, sometimes they're a bit itchy and it looks terrible, I was just wondering how I can stop that? Thx bb

I had the same problem, remember to not knick your skin by pulling it so it’s tight and then shaving and also lathering with soap before and after real well, but really it’s a sensitive skin issue

So I saw that sticksstonesandheckno wanted someone to send her a playlist of sexy songs and I just so happen to have one already made, but it’s too long to send in an ask, so I thought i’d just post it on my blog. Plus, that way everyone can see it and use it if they want.

There’s a pretty good mix of sappy love songs and intense/weird rock songs (a lot of which would be good to have sex to if you were intoxicated). Keep in mind that these are mostly based off of my own tastes in music, so not everyone will like this playlist, but for those that do, enjoy :)

Sex Playlist: 1. I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys 2. Lay Me Down - Sam Smith 3. XO - Beyoncé 4. Pacific time - Packy 5. Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding 6. Mad Sounds - Arctic Monkeys 7. Haunted - Beyoncé 8. Mirrors - Justin Timberlake 9. When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin 10. Babe I’m Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin 11. Partition - Beyoncé 12. Find Your Love - Drake 13. Band On the Run - Paul McCartney & Wings 14. Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys 15. No.1 Party Anthem - Arctic Monkeys 16. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica 17. November Rain - Guns n Roses (kinda) 18. Stay With Me - Sam Smith 19. Young Lust - Pink Floyd Also pretty much the entire Dark Side of the Moon album by Pink Floyd would be good to have sex to if you were on drugs

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