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House stealing Wilson's food P1

P2

S1

1x20 Nothing in s1, so have them sharing nuts (?)

S2

2x4 Stole a chip from Wilson's plate to avoid paying for something other than a salad (hiding steak)

2x6 Steals Wilson's crisps ("Is there a light that goes on when I have food?") (He also steals apple pie from Mark but Mark isn't Wilson)

2x15 Not stealing but Wilson offers him some of his dinner

Wilson's pancakes - unsure if stolen but he's got the whole tub so probably ("They're amaaazing")

Wilson's salad

Wilson's sandwhich

2x16 Wilson's orange juice (Which Wilson just takes back: slobber and all)

2x23 notices food | thwarted

twice

is given food anyway

S3

3x6 Stealing the tomatoes from Wilson's salad (Wilson also goes to stab one only to leave it, I like to think on purpose)

3x9 Steals half of Wilson's sandwich even though Wilson can't afford cafeteria food bell end

3x14 Another sandwich lost to this vicious war (returned after one bite though)

3x19 Another fry. Although Wilson did offer to get him to shut up. Also he didn't eat it during the scene.

3x20 Steals his coffee, then complains

S4

4X2 Stole Wilson's bagel (weirdly enough, the half eaten one for once?) and then threw it in his coffee

Stole more coffee

4x6 Wilson's lunch

4x12 Okay, not Wilson, but stole Amber's drink, which Wilson did nothing to stop btw and didn't even blink at. Wilson probably swapped the drink around so he had the brat contaminated one.

(Rather predictably, House's head/Wilson's heart did not have anything. Although probably for the best, House already stole Wilson's girlfriend (I do not believe this, but it is funny), he didn't need to add insult to injury by stealing his food too.)

the fantasy there is even within a bad show

happy wilson wednesday

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