"please, expect me to be constantly on life support or monster" He/They | Gender fluid menace | Omnisexual Panic
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Merry Thanksgiving 🇹🇷
HAPPY THANKSGIVING MY CROW HOES!!!
Found this AU (dbda mlp au) and had the immediate thought of what if Monty was a dragon. Like he's this "small", cute manned dragon (or wyvern I've been tossing it around) that Esther bought as an egg and never actually tried to teach him anything so his brain is very stunted. He's practically an oversized cat. Most of the time she uses him for the flame postal service and retrieving items, mostly minimal tasks she can’t spend her precious time on; that and using his feathers as an unlimited supply of quills :3. Plus having a fire breathing dragon is good when heating a cauldron.
Esther most of the time has a spell that keeps some chains looped his snout and chained to something moving to partially muzzle him and keep in a confined area. When Charles and Edwin retrieved Becky Aspen they had the strange feeling like they were being watched and Charles swore he could hear the scraping of metal when he was on the case. Making the house’s atmosphere even more unnerving. After they saved Becky, Esther was like, fuck it, and turned him into a pony to get revenge, gotta lure those kids.
Not the most plausible (?) cause like it changes some of the aspects by a lot, but like some goofy probably crack HC. Anyways have some dragon Monty doodles.
Crystal: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Charles's birthday invitations. Niko: Well, what are they supposed to say? Crystal: "Charles's birthday". Niko: So, what do they say instead? Crystal: "Charles's bi". Niko: Niko: Works out either way.
when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction
The mitochondria is pretty sexy but I feel like Edwin would adore a different flavor of cell workings more, the Nucleus and specifically, genetics:
Charles: Mate, it wasn't that serious, twenty thousand is a pretty high number
Edwin: And then he said flatworms have 100,000 genes!
Niko: Ooh
Edwin: He is practically announcing that the flatworm species are superior to us humans
Charles: I was asleep!
Edwin: Last night I found out Charles is a sleep talker. Niko: Oh, really? Edwin: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right in my ear. At 3AM.
Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another
Hear me out -- cricket crow !!
:3
they're BEST FRIENDS and they're LOVERS and they're HUSBANDS and they're SOULMATES and they're DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE and they say FUCK THE NARRATIVE repeatedly and they LOVE EACH OTHER SO SO MUCH I NEED TO SCREAM
A smaller updated/Morro now has hair version of this
@irl-morros-account I hope you like you're cape and armor!
I MISS MY WIFE BRO WHERE IS MY WIFE WIFE COME BACK INSERT SAD DR. EGGMAN I MISS MY WIFE TAILS AUDIO </33 @garmadons-e-kitten
“You sure are hard to love!”
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
Ermmm,.. hi... Aardwolfshipping thingy..,.
I lurv your style ✨✨✨✨
A little redraw on Lloyd possessed by Morro in the snow, tbh the previous one is much better but I wanted to give it a better perspective and improvise more in the background
So prettyyyy :3
I was held at gun point I swear
I just couldn't say no u guys dont understand
Keep dreaming, Krux. Maybe dream about having a mouth and a angst-free artwork of you and your dead brother!!😭👊💥
So pwettyyyyyy, also the purple part of Zane's face is 👌✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
sigh okay i rewatched season 3 of ninjago today and i'm still just as obsessed with pixal as i was as a child
I actually fuck heavy with destiny but you didnt hear that from me
omg guys its pythor irl
(got this dumb little slap bracelet at my towns festival and now I can't unsee pythor)
Now they're all little
(I promise I do take art seriously)
hi tumblr sorry about my absence, take this
uhh okay so . i saw that the doomed au kinda popped off n i figured i'd go into a bit more depth for fun so i doodled out this crappy comic thing. i think i saw a homestuck comic do something similar LOL.
im gonna give like. aftermath of the ninja's deaths and such for the sake of clarity , since i know this is just an angsty clusterbump.
Kai: The real ignition for Lloyd's downfall. The staff was destroyed moments before the transformation ritual by the green ninja himself. In Lloyd's mind, his friend would return to normal. But he was met with something else as Kai desperately took the shards and ran away instead, too far gone into his ego and insanity. Returning home they remain the same in quantity, with Lloyd and Nya heartbroken, and Zane blaming himself.
Cole: He acted as the stable rock of the group. He brought the ninja back to their high spirits again, acting as a replacement flame for Kai to reunite his team. He even began the trend of looking for the missing ninja, with hope they were still out there. Yet despite being the very reason they stabilized, no one seemed to realize he disappeared. Instead they suddenly felt lost, like they were missing something. The grief returned, and the dots never connected.
Zane: His disappearance set the team on course for failure. With him, Asphera never explained where she had banished him, and the others were left to believe he was really, truly gone this time. He acted as the caretaker for the group, tying them together once more as he tried to bring back the joy they lost through menial tasks and the small details of the world. Even back to when Kai disappeared, Lloyd could be a leader with his help. With the last light in the tunnel gone, no one had any more confidence to step up.
Nya: Jay and Lloyd's breaking point. Without her, they lost their drive to keep searching. Her disappearance plays the same as canon, becoming one with the sea. Though she was less hesitant now, understanding that this was just fate, that the team wasn't meant to survive. If that was the case, she'll go out with a bang, knowing that with her gone they would understand too. At least she knew they would be safe for now.
Lloyd: His disappearance happened long after he recognized his Oni form. After having to fight the overlord alone, he went on a downwards spiral. Jay couldn't be there, and frankly, Wu couldn't get through to him like Garmadon did. Lloyd hated the idea of fate. He felt too, like Nya, that the team wasn't meant to last. As such, in his last effort to feel control, he caved into what came easy.
Pixal: Like Zane did in canon after Nya, she turned off her emotion meter. She knew some of the ninja could be saved, and she knew she had to stop grieving in order to even try. In a frustrated effort, she attempted to bring the ninja to her level, only to blame herself for Lloyd's snap. After realizing she couldn't do much for a grieving Jay, she leaves to find the others.
Jay: Who knows where he is. Wu entered his quarters to find only a pair of nunchaku, and his gi laying on his pillow. Maybe he joined Pixal, maybe he existed as a criminal like Lloyd now. All Wu knew is he lost his last student and the last defender of Ninjago. It's likely Jay quit, afraid of becoming next in fate's cruel hand. He'd only learn after the merge.
okay thats it lmao. i might add more ideas in the future but im not creative enough to plot it out properly gO NUTS
ninjago art i was finally able to finish yay. under the helmet + nindroid companions
*Red banging her head against a table in the common room*
Bridget: What's wrong with her?
Ella: Chloe complimented her hair today
Bridget: ...So?
Ella: Tell her what you said, Red.
Red, fighting back tears at her own stupidity: Awesome-sauce
Featuring a snek version
He was a lot easier to make than Uli, her design is complicated
@brokenmilkcrates @little-teacupss hope you guys likeeee!!!
I can't decide between father and son, so I take both of them 🤭
you look great in that frog costume :)
you look great in that frog costume
Me: outside of holding hands with Maleficent, I’m pretty sure Hook really wasn’t all that touchy. Why does writing him to be needy and touchy feel so natural?
The Cast with Joshua Colley: