"please, expect me to be constantly on life support or monster" He/They | Gender fluid menace | Omnisexual Panic
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Please look at this very much superior post, which gave me the idea in the first place and reminded me that ice slating does very well exist:
Prompt: "This was supposed to be fun"
Charles and Edwin finished solving a case about a ghost who was drowned in a lake and afterward decided to go ice skating as a little celebration and date. Well an unexpected icy snowball strikes Charles and he falls, falls through the ice underneath his feet and falls into the frigid depths. But swimming as a ghost is something quite different from swimming with a corpse and all while you're practically reliving how your living self died in the same tragic setting? That's killer. Charles isn't simply panicking but his brain is completely turning off, primal instincts overriding any last shreds of control he had over his body. He's thrashing in the water like a shark with its fins cut off, utterly helpless.
Edwin is there though. He fishes Charles out of the lake, draping his outer jacket over his hysteric and violently convulsing partner and brings him back to the office. He lays Charles on the couch and moves the entire sofa beside the building's radiator (something originally intended for crystal). He politely pokes his head in Crystal's room-- quite literally-- requests as many blankets she's not using and piles them onto Charles.
When he wakes up/comes to his senses the next morning Edwin is there professionally sitting on the floor beside him and drinking hot cocoa while reading a book. Charles takes his cup and has a sip, shivering at the moist sensation of his clothing sticking to his skin.
Discussing baby’s future
Voidness soul 🐱👅
Who's going to gets Metal Sonic in the divorce though? (My moneys on Stone)
Okay hear me out hear me out
Eggspresso as an alternate name for Stobotnik
@montythehumancrow you feathers look like one those weather tech mats
crow in the winter ❄️ Photo by Shawn Bergman
Whether you're participating in @paynelandpromptfest, @dbdayuletide, the "12 Days Of Ghostmas" event, or all of the above, we can't wait to celebrate with you all!
It's going to be a very Merry Ghostmas indeed! 🔎💜
This should help me reading fics at midnight
*crawls from the void*
He closes his eyes in the kiss if you look closely...
"oh! 😏 well... WAIT I HAVE TO PRETEND TO I DON'T LIKE IT! EWWWW A MAN WHO'S TRYING TO BANG ME THAT I DEFINITELY DON'T WANNA BANG BACK EWWWW"
now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
The besties <3
NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)
absolutely enamoured with edwin and niko’s friendship. they are so perfectly on the opposite ends of the same scale that they loop back around to being exactly the same. same weirdness different fonts. true tism4tism bestie rep i adore them
pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for
Please for the love of god let Edwin say twink
patron saint of the lonely and desperate
Ahhhhhh so pretty 😍😍😍
repainted the funk,,, now with less laziness
idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know
Esther Finch Unicorn design for more dbda mlp au
American naturalization test
I keep forgetting to post on tumblr so here’s my newest piece!
took about 21 hours and 20 mins total
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
Sneak peek of my upcoming fic!!
Summary: Crystal and Niko comes across a woman in a mall with a strange, heavy energy. They later became ill after the strange encounter.
Edwin and Charles receives a client, the same woman from the mall. She is a survivor from a cursed game her friends played when she was just a teen.
Photo: taking place before disaster happens.
Niko Sasaki’s death is not inherently tragic because she dies or because it’s sudden, even though it’s upsetting. Dead Boy Detectives is a show about 2 dead boys solving cases mostly centered around other ghosts, death isn’t an end in this world. Edwin even says “Take it from a ghost, no one is ever gone.” The reason her death is so tragic is because she was happy. She had spent so long self isolating in a state of grief because of her father’s passing, avoiding her mother completely. But now she has a support system, friends who love her, she’s even going to reconnect with her mom. She has Edwin and Charles and Crystal and Jenny (with her and Jenny’s bond slowly healing). But it was also these connections that led her to Esther’s home, and led her to her death. All of her newfound joy for life and the potential she had was all taken from her.
Donation art for @merses-haunted-cat-bed