"please, expect me to be constantly on life support or monster" He/They | Gender fluid menace | Omnisexual Panic
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I love this so muchhhhhh
Edwin: And so concludes this year’s Secret Santa drawing, just a quick reminder of the rules, $40 dollar limit, no perishable items, and no homemade coupons, Thomas.
Thomas: Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.
Crystal: Oh, Edwin I would like a $40 dollar gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Edwin: I don’t have you, Crystal.
Crystal: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me but I also know who everyone else has.
Jenny: That’s not possible.
Crystal: Perhaps not for ordinary people such as yourself, Jenny. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Crystal Sherlock Palace— I legally changed my name— it’s quite simply… elementary.
Crystal: For, you see, Charles made a face I only recognized from our bedroom, which means that he has Edwin.
Charles: *avoids eye contact*
Crystal: Monty has Jenny, his eyes keep shifting over to her.
Monty: No, they don’t. *eyes shift*
Crystal: Jenny looked disgusted, which means she has Thomas.
Crystal: Night Nurse didn’t draw a name, nor did she put one in, she doesn’t want to participate.
Night Nurse: Never do.
Crystal: Thomas moves his mouth when he reads and quite clearly said Monty.
Thomas: *flipping his paper* I did get Monty.
Crystal: Niko has Charles, she’s holding her paper name-side out.
Niko: Oh, she’s good.
Crystal: And I have Niko, which means Edwin has me. I’ll be taking that gift card, psychic loves nachos.
Edwin: Should we draw the names again and leave Crystal out?
All: Yeah!
Crystal: No!!! Sherlock wants a present!
the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this
Something about the different ways the trio expresses their grief for Niko...
Crystal, who gently cradles the empty sprite jar and asks the boys what happens now, where Niko has gone and where they can all go from here.
Charles, who needs to acknowledge Niko, who speaks his praise for her into existence, even though she can't be there to hear him.
And Edwin, who always, always has something to say, is now just silent, somewhere beyond emotion, beyond words, just numb.
I mean-
Cat King, mockingly: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice? Charles: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh… Cat King: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll stop acting like an asshole.
@montythehumancrow you should do this with an army of crows
Charles: Ow! Son of a bi- Edwin: Hey! *Points at Niko* Charles: -iscuit, son of a biscuit. Edwin: Nice save. Charles: Yeah, fucking nailed it.
Niko And Monty core, but i suppose it also works for that one scene where Niko is with Edwin ^^
Oh my god
I smell Coralineeeeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺
We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot
Ahhhhh Niko with braids :3
Decorating the agency for Christmas 🎄
Hello, I hope you’re doing well.
I’m not here to ask for a financial donation, but I do need your help in sharing my story—sharing my struggles and my mother’s suffering—in the hope that it reaches those who can help.
My life and my mother’s life have become nothing but a dream amidst the shelling, sickness, and hunger.
I hope that your support for me becomes a reason for the protection of your families and loved ones🤍🙏🏻.
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Snow-botniks
Ay, mariposas, no se aguanten más
Hay que crecer aparte y volver
Hook has a fall counter for him, closely tallying points because he made a bet with Hades. He has insisted on placing a few thick mats in 'steeper' areas however. Hook also helps at times with really nasty bruises, covering them up with makeup if Morgie is going out somewhere with friends or Uli had ordered Morgie to not look like he gets personally attacked by simple descending stairs.
okay
so
new morgie hc
CANNOT BE TRUSTED AROUND STAIRS WITHOUT SUPERVISION
he will just be walking down stairs then
thump
thump
thump
thump
more thumps
he fell down the stairs.
"I don't want to"
"I don't want to..."
"but I have to ....
attack: 100% damage: 0%
they don’t know they have beautiful eyes 🐱🐈
Omg those eyes 🐈
I like your hair