Cal and Merrin name their firstborn daughter Cere.
After that, when Merrin is pregnant again, this time with a boy, Greez can't help but joke about the baby being named after him.
They all know the real reason why the baby won't be named Greez. But Greez doesn't know that Cal and Merrin actually discussed it. Didn't want to replace him with a baby by the same name. Didn't want to tempt fate to kill him. They would name a child after Greez in a heartbeat. But you name babies after dead people.
None of this is said out loud. Instead they joke:
"Nah this one's gonna be called Beedee," Cal quips whilst rubbing the droid's head.
"I've always liked the name Turgle," replies Merrin, completely straight faced.
"Monk has done a lot for us, and the jedi were known as monks so it would be fitting," muses Cal.
"Poncho." is Merrin's deadpan response when the question is asked yet again.
They call the boy Jaro.
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did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties
If you are living right now in 2023 and are still a big fan of LOTR please reblog bro where are my fellow Tolkienites (Tolkieneers?)
Part 4 of these, I wanted to make some more
“I have the high ground!”
Thanks for the tip!
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
SOW as opossum memes (because I’m border and don’t feel like working on fanfics)
Ratbag
Outlaws
The Alchemists (definitely an opossum)
The Obsessed
The Bard/poet
The mad
Brûz
The machine
The tower
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of