me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that
Me af
just because i’ve got adhd doesn’t mean i lose my shit every time a squirrel is around!! nah, that shit’s reserved for them street cats
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.
this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football
Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
[Early queen]
Freddie: we are all Michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling
Brian: .... explain?
Freddie: stressed, broke, gay
❝ I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear. ❞
Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury! September 5, 1946 - ∞
Practical Magic (1998), dir. Griffin Dunne