"use Chatgpt" That's The Devil Talking. Buy Four Caffeinated Drinks And Pull An All Nighter. This Is

Let's play indian insta bio bingo

Cake murder / encounter

A weird font you can't understand

Censoring words which don't need to be censored to the point you don't understand what tf it says

Anything along the lines of 'branded kamina '

Obnoxious use of emojis which make no sense

Written in a language the person themselves don't speak

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

Percy Jackson and The Olympians episodes 1 and 2 + text posts

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

oh i seeee

i hate diwali <3

“Percy Jackson is a POWERFUL demigod. FORBIDDEN even. he is a DanGEr and a menace”

Percy, the moment he sees the Oracle: *worst voice crack imaginable* h i

not enough people talk about how rf kuang immediately writes a book shitting on anything she decides is bad no matter her connection to it and how iconic it is. lived in the us? fuck you, here’s tpw. graduated oxford? babel. harper collins published her book?? here, publish this one thats directly a call out about you.

rivals to lovers where the girl thinks they’re mortal enemies and the guy thinks they’re just flirting