"it doesn't matter. I have books, new books, and I can bear anything as long as there are books."
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Me watching 5 millionaires get crushed knowing that a class of year 9’s got out of this exact situation:
Nothing makes me want to do evil science more than people who are like "STEM students have no moral compass unless you FORCE them to take ethics classes and humanities classes they're so base and culturally illiterate" like I will personally make the giant fucking space laser to zap you i swear to god
the clear mental image i have of me and my friends in our catholic school rolling up our skirts and putting on mascara right under a virgin mary statue is so picturesque it’s almost cliche. but religious schools are just like that
What do you think happens in convent schools? It's not just lesbian sex and horrid teachers, guys. We also learn how to be bitches here
my weakness is I do love looking at behind the scenes stuff for potc and forcing myself to believe it's just the characters hanging out and having a good time it's like crack to me
HEARTSTOPPER SEASON 2 | EPISODE TITELS
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
so... just finished books lovers. no feelings. just a big void where my heart used to be. a void in the shape of charlie lastra.
the dichotomy of reading billionaire romances and watching shameless
Naomi: [eating a cinnamon roll]
Pippa, whispering: Cannibalism.
Naomi: [confused chewing noises]
im a one of us is lying a good girls guide to murder the inheritance games girlie by heart
ⓘ This user wants someone who tells them things like “if you’re the villain in someone else’s love story, then I’m the devil” and “if you’re the ‘wrong kind of woman,’ then I’m the wrong kind of man.” Someone who would pick them every time if they had to choose one person to be in their corner coz they believe this user takes care of shit. Just someone who can read them like a book.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
People should like my favourite books more actually
Rick Riordan: takes 17 years to create a nice little riordanverse
Me: comsumes it whole in 17 weeks.
i’ve been hunting for one in specific, and during my quest, i have seen that very many beautiful poems about this creature have been written. I wanted to compile them.
“first dog in space” by brennig davies / “They say that, from space, the Earth looks like a small, blue ball. I’ll throw it for you, Laika, if you’ll chase it, dart through the stratosphere like a comet, undeserving of its fate.”
“laika” by claire williamson / “for three hours she was weightless, pulse racing, but ate her dinner, alive to see an orbital sunrise.”
“laika” by adnana zeljkovic / “Paddling with her soft paws in inimical vacuum, (nothing to draw you to your bosom like Mother Earth’s gravitation) herself soft snowflake,”
“laika” by paul gerard reed / “The stars that shone have all gone out as man betrayed your trust, but your spirit is still in place somewhere, out there in space.”
“laika” by dave lewis / “But when you gave me that final kiss on the nose I suppose deep down inside I knew my destiny lay among the stars. Alone, in silence, I watched the world spinning round, one thousand miles below.“
“i remember laika” by jan oskar hansen / “The farewell can’t be delayed a boy has run to the outer field sits on a stone tries not to cry the struggle to accept the unavoidable.”
“muttnik” by tumblr user @fateology / “I don’t mind. I just miss you. I miss you like the space that lies between two breaths. Full to burning.”
“for the first dog in space” by lavinia greenlaw / “Laika, do not let yourself be fooled by the absolute stillness that comes only with not knowing how fast you are going. As you fall in orbit around the earth, remember your language. Listen to star dust. Trust your fear.”
“laika” by sarah doyle / “Brave little cosmonaut, caught and collared, Earth no more than a distant ball with which you cannot play.”
“laika” by adrian sobol / “If there is light, it’s pressing down on you. Something stirs inside it.”
“first the dog” by zbigniew herbert / “awkwardly we bump into stars / we see nothing we hear nothing / we beat with our fists on the dark ether / on all the wavelengths is a whining”
you are welcome to add more poems to this post if you have any in mind to recommend.
it’s not just the believer-nonbeliever dynamic that makes ghost files work. it’s the fact that the believer is a mostly normal guy and the nonbeliever has everything else wrong with him.
i think my centre of mass just dislocated
bee: "my laptop is overheating. i think it has a fever." eagle: "at least it has a better immunity system than you do." *cue indignant jaw dropping*
(teacher walks into class with a cup of coffee in his hand) me internally: "macha one sip da, one sip you give no ONE SIP"
"do you think i can slap myself with my foot?"
(in the middle of class) *the sharpest inhale ever* "BANANA BOND!!!"
"i think my brain is on a creative high rn"
"for years, i thought my cat was male. turns out she was female. i found out when she gave birth to kittens."
"WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN"
"gandalf's "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" but its the cfal teachers saying it."
"how many pedos are on the pedophilia audio?" "pedo pedo pedo pedo pedophilia" "..." "did you not count?" "nO?"
"this pen. its very blue."
"this is why YKB's retiring."
"implicit orgasms are superior to explicit orgasms."
earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it
"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles
"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark
"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me
"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess
"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade
"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights
"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom
"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue
"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince
"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end
"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit
"bob says hello." - house of hades
"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall
"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows
"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars
"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale
"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin
"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
purgatory is not a circle in hell, it is a thermodynamics lab where the water refuses to boil and the gas-flask is leaking and the temperature won’t stabilize
slytherin culture is staying up in ur room with the window open under neath ur comforters, listening to Achilles Come Down at full volume and speed running all ur math assignments u labeled as too unimportant to do.