His Heart Song

Toybox Tiny Home ($48,000). And yes, it’s for sale!

Fairy tail ships when there is a sale

Nalu

Lucy: ok Natsu. This is it

Natsu: what

Lucy: This is the reason you have been training

Natsu:no luce ,i’ve been training to beat zeref an-

Lucy: natsu you have been freeloading off of me for as long as i can remember

Natsu: this is the reason i have been training

Announcer: the mega sale for womens lengerie is now open in 3,2

Natsu: *flustered*

LUCY NO!!!

you already have a nice collection !!!!!

Lucy: this is war

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Lucy: *battle cry *

Natsu: this is madness!!!!

*drowns in a crowd of angry women *

Gruvia

Gray: *running*

okay, so we have to get to the seafood section first, or we wont have a good side dish for dinner today

Juvia: understood Gray sama!!!

Gray: lets go!!

*Bumps into a girl*

Oh I’m sorry

Girl: what are you, stupid???

Juvia: what do you think you’re doing lady?? HOW DARE YOU PUSH GRAY SAMA!!!

*Evil glare*

Girl: i-im sorry

Juvia:*animalistic screams *

Girl: *runs away ,crying*

Juvia: *runs after her with water slicer*

Gray: JUVIA!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! The seafood stupid!!!! Now’s not the time to kill her !!! Can you at least get the fish while chasing her????

Juvia:*howls*

Gray: we’ll just eat the rice

Jerza

* weapon sale*

Erza: Jellal

Jellal: Erza

Jerza: let’s do this

*both run dodging people and moving in perfect sinc *

Some guy: *accidentally trips Erza*

Oh excuse me

Erza:*demon aura*

*Requips into purgatory armour*

Jellal: Erza no.We need the sword remember?

*Dark smile*

I’ll handle this

*runs after guy beating him up and starts a mutual brawl among everyone there*

Erza: I’m so proud

*Runs off to get sword and then beats everyone with it alongside Jellal*

Gale

Gajeel: okay shrimp you better hold on to my hand tight or youll get washed away by all the people

Levy: excuse me??? I wont get washed away its just a book sale not many people even like the kind of books I do

*Sees swarm of people rushing in*

*Sees a guy pick up the book she wanted *

Gajeel: I’ll handle this you go!!!!

Levy: Oh?

Gajeel: l-levy?

Levy: Gajeel hold my bag

Gajeel: uh

*Takes bag *

Levy: *runs towards the guy beating up everyone in the way and then hits him with his own book *

*Grabs book with a cute smile *

Gajeel: Good job Lev!!!!

shit

Why am i turned on?

Percy: MY PET IS A DOG FROM HELL!

Jason: MY PET IS AN ELECTRIC HORSE!

Carter: My pet is a basketball-playing baboon.

Percy: ...

Jason: ...

Carter: ...And a clay crocodile.

Percy: ...

Carter: And a giant griffin.

Jason: ...I-

Carter: And a literal cat-lady.

Percy & Jason: You win.

Find out which gelfling clan you belong to !!!!

I got drenchen!!!! I am . swamp gelfling.

Every friend group should include

A himbo/bimbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner lesbian

She/they

He/they

A token straight

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized

And a short king

So we have

Luka x Marinette= Lukanette

Luka x Ladybug= Lukabug

Then

Viperion x Ladybug= Viperbug?

Viperion x Marinette= Vipernette?

Nov. 26th, 2022

For the last four years, I’ve held down the same job working graveyard (or Noc shift) at a care facility. At times it can be really fun! Especially with my last shift partners, we had a lot in common and laughed a lot. She made the shift fun, she made my job bearable. However, for the last three months I’ve had a different partner who I can’t count on and slowly, my mental health has dropped. More so because of the lack of sleeping during the night and having the energy to be with friends in my free time. There’s not much to say besides I’m tired, so so tired. Tired enough that I’ll cry in my car or stay in bed all day… if I didn’t need the money to live, I would quit in a heartbeat.

Art by New Specimen.

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long time no tumblr…..but who dont love some cute older bro???