Oboe7 - Wdym I Can't Be Fictional?

The elves always seem to blame man for evil and darkness. Always saying they’re weak and gullible. But it’s not the elves who continue to fight even after the walls breached, It’s not elves who charge into scores of orcs, who attack the black gate with no hope that they can win for the slight chance that it will help Frodo and Sam. I’m not saying the elves are not brave or did not help destroy the ring, they did. I’m just saying they have no right to call mortals weak. 

The elves lost hope and most sailed to Valar, the humans lost hope and charged to war.

I just want to grab the fellowship and burrito wrap them in blankets and keep them safe and far away from giant flaming eyes. like they’re my baby's and don’t deserve all the trauma they got.

Racetrack Higgins.

After watching The Breakfast Club see now that this is basically The Breakfast Club, lotr. Now I really need to write this.

Modern lotr AU I may or may not write

The fellowship is in high school 

they all end up with in-school suspension for a week.

Gandalf is the teacher that watches them.

all become friends (also free the school from the tyrant of a principal Sauron, but whatever)

Frodo

freshman

Gay

He/him

has anxiety and depression

adopted by Bilbo, his rich gay uncle

best friend (and later boyfriend) is Sam

I don’t know what he did to get suspended

Sam

also a freshman

Bi

He/him

likes gardening

crushing really hard on his friend Frodo

Merry

freshman

Ace

he/him

trans

best friend with Pip

got suspended for setting off fireworks in class

Pippin

freshman

Pan

he/they

flirts with everyone

set off fireworks with Merry

stoner

Aragorn

Junior

Bi

he/him

substitutes sleep with coffee

loves horses

never washes his hair

adopted by Elrond

somehow ended up dating Legolas (has no idea how he manged to be so lucky)

probably smoking weed behind the school right now.

got suspended for pulling out a knife during school (the teachers have have no idea how he got it.)

Legolas

also a junior

He/they

Pan

has more hair produces than anything else (except maybe pictures of Aragorn)

captain of the school archery team

suspended for climbing school buildings

Gimli

Senior

what is gender?

Aro/Ace

spends as much time as they can in the art studio

got suspended for creating a real axe and bursting into a classroom saying “here’s Gimli!”

Boromir

senior

Bi

he/him

on the soccor team

a big softy

loves his little brother Faramir

pretty much adopts Merry and Pippin as so as he meets them

got suspended for starting a fight with the other jocks because he didn’t like the way they were treating people.

also toying with the Idea of Arwen being a cheerleader and falling for Eowyn, who is in a biker gang, but we’ll see. I might add more characters later if I end up writing this but this is the basics.

wolfstar doing grocery and remus having a heart attack every time sirius just put things in the cart without checking the price

jegulus doing grocery and regulus about to murder james for not following the list he made for their trip

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

I wish that Natasha and Tony didn’t die as much as the next fan, but think about it. Who started the MCU? Tony. And who was the second Avenger to appear? Nat. In 2012, who saved New York? They all did, yes, but Nat closed the port hole and Tony disposed of the nuke. They saved the world first, it makes sense that they die to save it at the end.

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me