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continually awed by how american states function like separate countries

I held back on getting my gender changed in the state of Georgia because it required filing a court case and appearing before a judge to prove that I had transitioned enough to warrant calling myself male on my documents. there was a strong possibility they could deny me because I hadn't undergone any type of surgery (a requirement under Georgia law that is waived only sometimes), despite passing as male 100% of the time.

this morning I went to the Maryland vehicle administration building and they had a touch screen with buttons that said "male" and "female."

I paused and asked the lady "I can choose male, right?" and she looked at me (again, I'm just some guy with a beard) (and I think she misheard me) and she was like "Oh! Do you want to be female now?" I said no, my Georgia license (directly in front of her) says female, they wouldn't let me change it, can I be male now?

she said to just pick whichever I wanted. I got my updated license in 5 minutes.

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

clicker training my puppygirl gf in daytrading for some pawssive income

INFJ *sipping peppermint tea*: I have never in my life contemplated murder, but that dude is making me understand why slipping cyanide into people’s coffee is a thing in literature  

INTP: oh honey, bless your heart. you can’t use cyanide, its too easy to trace. you gotta use thallium. much harder to identify the symptoms and therefore less likely to land back on you. *takes sip of her chamomile tea*

INFJ *who was really just looking for emotional support*:……………..

ENFP *materializes out of nowhere*: did someone call for the dark-web?

Gyurie: [shows up to deal with Kumoko]

D, breakdancing: Is he bothering you, Queen?

adhd mood is when something in your house like the fridge or ac is making some kind of consistent noise and you're vibing w the noise like you're on its wavelength and then it stops. i have never felt more empty