A Samurai Does The Sword Thing But Instead Of Someone Dying It’s Perfect Top Surgery

I got, in a row: Anxious transfemme Arsonist gay steampunk princess I mean

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

I’m not exaggerating when I say this post changed my life. Seeing this as a terrified self hating 17 year old was like finding a fresh water lake in the middle of the Sahara.

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

Shiro: Who hurt you?

Ariel: Do you want a list or what?

Shiro:

Shiro, grabbing her scythe: Yes. 

Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

As a non-English speaker as well, I think cross, horse, sauce and boss can all rhyme