Oddityvvitch - Local Forest Witch

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

op you are a fucking genius

Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs

i'm in your walls, meth pipe

loving my new awesome nickname.

hey so i've made an art blog for real this time

I just want the spooky season-

listen...spray some of that nice perfume...use the good hand cream...wear that outfit even if you are just staying home...light those special candles you have been saving...enjoy those little things even if there is no occasion

I do think it's kind of sweet that with google broken beyond repair, people have resorted to the tried and true method of gaining information: ask the smartest guy in town

And instead of turning to the local librarian, or their high school science teacher, or their grandpa, or the worldwide group chat that is reddit, they decided the wisest sage they know of is you

Congratulations, you've been elected as one of tumblr's village elders.

No one tell this guy I'm the court Jester.

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”