Latest Posts by offseer - Page 3

cats are ideal bc they're gods most autistic creatures

[ID: Digital drawing of Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney from the shoulders up. His head is tilted slightly down as his left hand is touching his face. He has a thoughtful expression looking off to his right at a halftone thought balloon. In the background is a vague silhouette of the Wright & Co. office. The drawing is done in a limited color palette of oranges and teal. End ID.]

shhh he’s thinking…

is there a smell comparable to space ? i assume we dont know because we would die if we tried to smell it but thats so cool

yeah if humans tried to smell space just like that, we’d die, no doubt about it 

but the smell of space lingers on spacewalk suits, and docking hatches when astronauts open them!

apparently, space itself smells like burning hot metal, or a hot barbeque grill with a slight hint of spent gasoline. The moon, apparently, smells like a gun after its been shot!

The coolest thing about it all is that the smell is actually what are left of dying stars- it’s literally the smell of stardust, and the particles smell like that because they’re so rich in hydrocarbons- something so very essential to life, and speculated by a lot of astronomers and astrobiologists and such to be the very thing life on earth started from!

another neat fact is that no two solar systems smell the same- ours smells like that because our solar system in particular is extremely rich in carbon, and other solar systems and places in the universe will have extremely different smells depending on what elements are most abundant in their system! 

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

evolved past keysmashing now I moan like a beast to express ambiguously intense emotion. Ooouuuir. Eeueueuuuaaa. Aaauuuuuiiioiiiioorrggh. Ohhhhhjjg. etc.

cooking while chronically ill

baking with arthritis or other chronic hand pain

living with chronic migraines

adhd meal plan

chronic pain tips

getting yourself to eat

bloodborne-esc transformation but its into that little tbh creature

what do you do in your free time?

freeze in place until i’m within render distance

pickles

gao

i like how you can’t look up anything on tumblr dot com without running into those terrible deeply heterosexual x reader imagines

Sylveon with the Trans Pride Flag !!!

I’m curious. what color(s) do you associate yourself with 

i’ll fucking get you

I have never known defeat

forever impressed by people who when they're hyperfixating on a media or character come up with complex headcanons and analysis and make up scenarios with them. all my brain does is this for days on end

I think everybody has their "this game sucks and nobody should play it, 8/10, 1000 hours played" game what's yours

~ Beautiful Magnolias swaying in a fountain

y'all need to stop legally hatewatching too like a hatewatch is still a view is still a membership to disney+ or whatever…..execs have realized that hatewatching gets as much if not more money to them just pirate please

wait I will have another pinned for icon credit though

no longer need that pinned post since I have my carrd linked! the carrd definitely needs work though it doesn't look amazing and maybe needs re-themeing

no longer need that pinned post since I have my carrd linked! the carrd definitely needs work though it doesn't look amazing and maybe needs re-themeing

goes to bed violently

"very abnormal family with still ordinary family dynamic" is still my favourite trope ever bye

What kind of insane fucking treasure hunt am I expected to go on to figure out what you’re talking about with tags like these