Latest Posts by offseer - Page 4

The Progress of Love: Hollyhocks (detail), ca. 1790–91. Jean-Honoré Fragonard (French, 1732–1806), Oil on canvas

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

your smile is like a breath of spring / your voice is soft like summer rain / and i cannot compete with you, jolene

Mount Rainier, Washington by Filemon & Mickey

View of the Cloister Garden (detail), c. 1878. Georg Petzoldt

[listens to playlist that i made] wow omg all these song choices are so good and perfect and fitting holy shit

loyal shadow

to nobody’s surprise, I love Blaidd

Wait, is the name of the Defunctland guy really Kevin Perjurer?

Starting to realize that being called Doctor War is kinda weird

Touch your computer screen. Lol

squiggly moon mom :)

girls love her for her poor posture and pathetic demeanor

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

Since I know none of yall have lost your energy for supporting black people right now, you should check out this blog with over 1000 black-owned online shops.

https://themadmommy.com/black-owned-etsy-shops/

me everytime theres new spn drama and i'm trying to figure out the deets based solely on my mutuals second or third hand jokes about it

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

I meant to go to bed like 3 hours ago whoops

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

Love that humans invented hats. What if there was a thing on your head. Lol