their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son
new post but im shy so nobody gets to read it
making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands
we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
wario is such a violent name. if they had named him peaceio maybe he wouldnt be prone too such malicious activity
do you think it keeps travis up at night that justin is effortlessly the gayest and cuntiest brother
two wonderful things i saw online today
Wild googles
Images by kody
i love reaching for things it makes me feel like jamiroquai
early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind
I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world
dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?
old man mcgucket in his junkyard:
i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
qualeasha wood, "bed rot," 2024, woven jacquard, glass seed beads, and hand embroidery
I love you original stories I love you fake screenshots I love you character sheets I love you oc playlists I love you oc ship names I love you pitch bibles I love you concept art I love you oc comics I love you rambles about worldbuilding I love you rambles about inspiration I love you writing advice I love you “I want it to be a show/comic/book one day” I love you small oc community I love you I love you I love you
love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin
i hate having browser history on what the fuck was i even googling
how many followers do you have
only you baby i swear
ive been made fun of for this a lot, but when i was a kid i thought this was ben franklin