Sorry For Not Being Great At Structuring Posts Like These, But I Needed To "vent" So Read If You Want

practicing my color

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3uwGbthiM

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

some men have breasts. and that’s ok 

Match’s Menu 💚

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

Sometimes wanting something is more fun than having it

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”