POPEYE?!?!??

I love him your honor. (coming next shop update).

✨Everything hurts ✨

man going to the gym is fucking great

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

Kabru is a freak and Laios should suffer

Ship or not, it’s so hilarious that Kabru is no less crazy than Laios. His passion is digging down everyone’s darkest secrets and family drama, his relaxing activities are flirting and gossiping with every homosapien with eligible language.

The reason why Laios was chill around him is because they were never close enough! Kabru is charming and cool if you only meet him twice a week at a bar, but look at how cautious and unnerved his close friends get when he starts blasting information nonstop.

“Can you see how scandalous that sleeve is?” “I heard she granted her the first name base!” “Laios look at the embroidery on that shirt, his business is definitely running as smoothly as I predicted!”

I want to see this Kabru around Laios, I want to see him decipher so many tiny body languages and unspoken rules of humans so happily that Laios can’t decide if he wants to chop his ears off or smack Kabru with a brick, I want to see Laios being forced into balls after balls and feeling the urge to drown himself in a barrel of wine just to end the conversations.

“But Laios gets anxious around people.” So does Kabru with monsters!??

Kabru’s freakiness deserves to be recognized, too! Let him be the insufferable bastard he’s born to be! Let him and Laios traumatize each other!

Are you cold?

Oh, good hunter

ah fuck guys. it was a good run

I feel like being a vampire rlly helps with that late night anxiety…… “aagghhh I’m gonna be killed in my sleep by some spooky night creature wagghh- oh wait. I’m a vampire. I’M the spooky night creature. I’ll be okie.”

a compilation

I wish instead of blocking people I could shoot them with laser eyes.