Oracleofthepast - So Yeah, This Is A Thing

I can’t sleep with a stuffed animal in bed because i’d end up tossing and turning and knocking them on the floor which would be so rude!!  But I keep my two penguins (Fuzz and Chill), my two blobfish (Bleeb and Bloob) and my seal (Spot) nearby incase I want to cuddle with them, and I have at least fifty other stuffed animals in my room.

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying

"fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug"]

You died. 

Everytime someone you know dies, you start to cry. The better you know the person, the harder you cry.

You wake up one night racking with sobs, but you can’t figure out who died.

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

Don’t Be That Guy.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

//Hello there, traveler. I couldn’t help but overhear your need for… ambient mixes. I have some here that I think you might enjoy.

Who can’t resist a thunderstorm and a crackling fire? Perhaps you can even pair it with the ticking of a grandfather clock.

Or perhaps you would like to find yourself in a coffee shop as rain pours outside?

Relaxing by the harbor, even?

Might you perhaps find yourself back in the Victorian era? 

Maybe you’d prefer to hang out in a bar, listening to music and chatter?

Are you interested in listening to the ambiance of a lonely gas station instead?

How about the sounds of a cozy campfire on the beach?

Who can resist the sounds of a writer’s library from the 1930s?

I can’t resist the sounds of a fountain in a courtyard garden. Perhaps you’re the same in that regard?

Would you like to spend your morning in a meadow?

How about some birdsong in a forest?

Or a carriage ride through a forest?

A creaky pirate ship on the ocean seas during a storm?

A swamp at night?

Or even a seaside market?

Potion shop sounds, anyone?

Would you like some ocean waves?

And who can resist a campfire by the river at night?

How about a room under water?

Can you resist time spent at a mountain lake?

How about a spaceship?

Or piano from another room?

Every now and then, I don’t mind the sounds of a busy kitchen. How about it?

Maybe I can interest you in a night spent in a greenhouse?

How about a cozy street in Spain?

Or an Italian cafe at night?

I would not be surprised to find you back in an old library, of course.

Who can resist a nice winter cabin?

Or early morning ambiance?

I’m sure the wizard won’t mind if you stay here for a little bit.

A winter campfire with owls in the distance? Don’t mind if I do.

How about a train ride in the rain?

Or a car ride in the rain?

Have at it, traveler. Perhaps one day you’ll come back and I’ll have more to offer you.