Oroiide - Oliver

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone

flavor of the day

christmas at the YRG household 😛😛

Noah loving getting gifts only to open the present that Emeryk pranked like 3 seconds beforehand 😭😭 then IMMEDIATELY regifting it to Angelo when he showed up 💀

(ofc he wrapped his in blue. kys)

Vlad showed up as well for no reason and started giving Noah tips on being a vampire, meanwhile Emeryk asked Clement for a present and received a single cube for being on the naughty list 😭 Blake slept in and then asked to fuck twice so I think he had the best day tbh

plus Danny relaxing for once :> 💗 lalalalala

my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

can't stop thinking about the goofy ass wizard beat produced in less than a minute