I Miss Vhs Tapes And Cds I Miss Feeding My Computers And Tvs Yummy Treats. Now Theyre Eating Nothing.

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

i'm already in p5 rn and it's a different kind of suffering...

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

starting a collection #blackmold

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

"So, former captain Curly, is it true you crashed your ship in a fit of insanity?"

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it