As A Cis-passing Guy I Dared To Ask The Question "how Femme Can I Be Be Before My Coworkers Get Uncomfortable"

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

not hating your parents not loving your parents but the secret third thing: vague acknoweldgement that they probably couldve done a better job but like yeah whatever theyre fine i guess. wouldnt choose to spend time when them if we weren't related. makes for decent small talk. like a coworker if your family was a job.

Cast me far away♦️

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

christmas at the YRG household 😛😛

Noah loving getting gifts only to open the present that Emeryk pranked like 3 seconds beforehand 😭😭 then IMMEDIATELY regifting it to Angelo when he showed up 💀

(ofc he wrapped his in blue. kys)

Vlad showed up as well for no reason and started giving Noah tips on being a vampire, meanwhile Emeryk asked Clement for a present and received a single cube for being on the naughty list 😭 Blake slept in and then asked to fuck twice so I think he had the best day tbh

plus Danny relaxing for once :> 💗 lalalalala

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

fuck yeah jerrold rock on

what the hell. how could they do this to him. this is all kinds of fucked up

lonely wizard happy,, 💚

To sing! To dance!