Bingewatching Will Never Come Close To Bingereading. There Is Nothing Like Blocking Out The Entire Earth

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

lonely wizard happy,, 💚

To sing! To dance!

what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around

south park milfs moms!!

One of the funniest online parenting rabbitholes I’ve fallen into is parents being irate and hysterical that their children are referred to by nicknames by their friends and family. And the kid doesn’t care or actively asks to be called the nickname. It would be slightly different if the name was something with a deep cultural meaning to the parent but usually it’s white women breaking down about their kid asking to be referred to as ‘bug’ instead of *insert white bread top 100 trendy American baby name*. They’ll get so upset about it too. They’re like “I NAMED HER MACKINGSLEIGH FOR A REASON.” not realizing that their child is not an accessory but a living, thinking, sentient being capable of choosing how they would prefer to be called. And kids so often outgrow their nickname.

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

Wizard Speciation

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that