Platonic Third Base: When You Get To Know Someone Well Enough That They Start Making Mortifyingly Specific

Sunniya

they werent lying that mob really can go psycho

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

i would be unstoppable if i could start a conversation

cat piss

snoopy after reading white nights by dostoevsky

i'm already in p5 rn and it's a different kind of suffering...

I’m sorry if you try to talk to me and I ignore you, I am not really present or sound of mind