Oroiide - Oliver

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

lalalala💚

my sim calling Blake just to say this. yeah buddy.. I bet

I dedicated a day for a Danny episode bc I started to feel really bad about how stressed he is 😭 I took him to mourningvale cuz I was kinda hoping Grim would threaten to reap his soul but instead this fucking tree started talking to him. also he took up guitar bc #m has infected me with band au brainworms. Danny in an emo band 🫠🫠

Angelo came over a few days ago and Blake literally. looked at him. AND NOAH THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING CHEATING so now their relationship is strained and Noah is miserable all the time LMAOOOO 🖕🖕🖕 He's been pinwheeling between crying, yelling at everyone, and getting extremely tense and jealous when Blake's not around 💀💀 their romance meter is still full but their friendship has been tanking so essentially they're hate-fucking now 💗 things are getting canon 💗

plus it was new years eve! so since Noah is mr. celebrity I had him host a house party with the neighbors (sunshu + me and gaby since they haven't met Matt & co yet 🫢) and some of his friends from work. Angelo brought a gift?? randomly?

Danny was immediately attracted to Gaby which was weird but Noah was immediately attracted to ME which was WEIRDER.. stop showing me your muscles you have a boyfriend 😒😒 he literally kept me at the house for hours after the party was over and everyone else had left. and then my sim started jorking it unprompted . on Their couch .I was so disturbed FUCKING KEEP IT TOGETHERR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 talks to Noah for .1 second and immediately whips out dick like come on man 💔

one may notice that Noah's tattoos have changed and that's because I remembered that there's that new custom tattoo mechanic ! so now they're semi-accurate yayyy 🥰💗 (aka cobbled together from gallery creations and shoddily constructed via stencils since my old drawing tablet refused to cooperate)

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand

idk man i think it's more complicated than that *gets beaten to death*

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

me doctor says I has “iron da fish in sea” but I don’t remember ironin’ no fish

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours