Blowjob? More Like Nojob! #unemployed

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

Really excited for Across the Spider-Verse

snorrr mimijmimi

He's giving some sort of very compelling presentation

Prints

hitwoman and the doctor 🔫🎀💞

haircut so bad it ruins you AND your bloodline permanently, it messes up your hair on an epigenetic level, 10 years later you have a son and he comes out with his shit all fucked up from the start

no one will come to save you but some will offer you their hand to hold when life gets tough and those are the ppl that matter

happy barbie day

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently