Had Contractors Come By And Forgot I Was Wearing This Shirt

fuck yeah jerrold rock on

what the hell. how could they do this to him. this is all kinds of fucked up

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

Sunniya

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

people: do you like (character)?

me, a little unhinged about said character: He’s fine. He’s alright.

car 🏁

idk man i think it's more complicated than that *gets beaten to death*

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

From my theatre experience. Every time an animatronic would move/disappear the entire audience would GASP AND SCREAM IN SHOCK